Ewok
@flyingewok.bsky.social
I don't know how to describe myself. Just look at my posts to see my thoughts and opinions.
If you *really* want to hurt him, take Mar-a-Lago.
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
If you *really* want to hurt him, take Mar-a-Lago.
Since @schumer.senate.gov isn't doing his job, I respectfully ask that you call for his resignation or expulsion. Enough is enough.
January 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Since @schumer.senate.gov isn't doing his job, I respectfully ask that you call for his resignation or expulsion. Enough is enough.
Out of everything I've heard about Synduality, none have been good 😅
January 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Out of everything I've heard about Synduality, none have been good 😅
Maybe Cuba can get some ICBMs.
January 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Maybe Cuba can get some ICBMs.
What does this even mean?
January 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
What does this even mean?
Elon is CEO of X therefore he is ultimately responsible for the actions of it's AI. He should be arrested for manufacture and distribution of CSAM.
January 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Elon is CEO of X therefore he is ultimately responsible for the actions of it's AI. He should be arrested for manufacture and distribution of CSAM.
We allowed Netanyahu to set the narrative that the nation is it's religion and therefore criticising the nation is criticising the religion. Very few places are like that but all of them are oppressive and corrupt. Israel needs to shed him and his genocidal cabal before it's too late.
January 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
We allowed Netanyahu to set the narrative that the nation is it's religion and therefore criticising the nation is criticising the religion. Very few places are like that but all of them are oppressive and corrupt. Israel needs to shed him and his genocidal cabal before it's too late.
I think it would've been hillarious if they had just given him a massive cable to the Barbatos' hangar and he suddenly topples over sometimes because someone tripped over it and jostled the connection or it got snagged on a corner and came undone.
January 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I think it would've been hillarious if they had just given him a massive cable to the Barbatos' hangar and he suddenly topples over sometimes because someone tripped over it and jostled the connection or it got snagged on a corner and came undone.
I call her all sorts of things. Shrek, troll, witch, hag, oaf, gorilla, handbag, banshee...
January 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I call her all sorts of things. Shrek, troll, witch, hag, oaf, gorilla, handbag, banshee...
The only woman I call a hag is my dear sweet mother. X is one of my favorites and I really think you'll enjoy it. Just make sure you order a metal joint for the MG.
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
The only woman I call a hag is my dear sweet mother. X is one of my favorites and I really think you'll enjoy it. Just make sure you order a metal joint for the MG.
Wing, X, or G next pl0x obasan!
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Wing, X, or G next pl0x obasan!
I like the idea of sticking their dangly bits in a vice and threatening to tighten it if they don't act civilized. Remind them that they need us more than we need them. Threaten to make them the African version of North Korea.
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I like the idea of sticking their dangly bits in a vice and threatening to tighten it if they don't act civilized. Remind them that they need us more than we need them. Threaten to make them the African version of North Korea.
I've seen him in a few old Law & Order episodes and they did him more justice as a creepy lab assistant accused of rape than Abrams and Johnson did combined. I think even having him keep his helmet on more would've helped define Kylo better than making him a whiny lil bitch with grandpa issues.
January 1, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I've seen him in a few old Law & Order episodes and they did him more justice as a creepy lab assistant accused of rape than Abrams and Johnson did combined. I think even having him keep his helmet on more would've helped define Kylo better than making him a whiny lil bitch with grandpa issues.
If any of us so-called "civilized nations" had a spine we'd cut all aid to Israel pending the ICC trial of Netanyahu and his cabal of genocidal fuckwits. If he wants American, Canadian, European, and Australian money and weapons he should first prove he's not killing kids with them.
January 1, 2026 at 6:54 AM
If any of us so-called "civilized nations" had a spine we'd cut all aid to Israel pending the ICC trial of Netanyahu and his cabal of genocidal fuckwits. If he wants American, Canadian, European, and Australian money and weapons he should first prove he's not killing kids with them.
I don't think lurking in ventilation shafts and flaying my enemies alive is feasible though.
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I don't think lurking in ventilation shafts and flaying my enemies alive is feasible though.
He's a great actor who suffered from subpar writing and directing like every ST actor and actress.
December 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
He's a great actor who suffered from subpar writing and directing like every ST actor and actress.
I think Russian and Israeli flagged ships should start having "accidents".
December 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I think Russian and Israeli flagged ships should start having "accidents".
For some reason her regular outfit reminds me of Starscream.
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
For some reason her regular outfit reminds me of Starscream.
JD Vance is Trump's Starscream. He's a whiny little bitch nobody gives a shit about.
December 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
JD Vance is Trump's Starscream. He's a whiny little bitch nobody gives a shit about.