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Jepha
@flyingkiwi.bsky.social
The gay, disabled immigrant you were warned about (they/she)

Vlogbrothers mod || Chronically online || Half blind
We're four acts in and they've only just turned on the stage lights, they've opted for a wild approach of cycling through all the presets in succession
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
When doing tech the sound guy asked if anyone had any backing tracks or if they were all guitar & vocals.
Everyone said no backing track.
The perfomer who got up just now has a backing track
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It turns out the woman on the phone was meant to be one of the performers and the person on the phone was meant to be her backing track
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Update: it's her birthday and she is SMASHED and making it everyone's problem
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A woman in the front row has been on her phone the entire time and keeps standing up to go talk to the bar tender then trying to encourage the guy she came with to also talk to whoever is on the phone
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
One act has rage quit because the sound guy didn't immediately fix the mic balance to his liking (he wasn't performing, he was complaining about the balance on someone else's set)
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The sound guy is also the host and is possibly a member of the bar staff?
The other bar tender is also the waiter and forgot several food orders
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The ad currently playing is, I swear, about 10 minutes long and it's just the same 2-minute ad on loop
September 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
...Jenn
September 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Get a job with the company that manages the socials for Outlander
July 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Cussing someone out over a joke? Reads sensitive snowflake to me but ok
July 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Wow Mike, is everything okay at home? That is quite an escalation in response to OPs humorous reply to you.
Maybe step away from the screen for a bit, bud.
July 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM