Jepha
@flyingkiwi.bsky.social
The gay, disabled immigrant you were warned about (they/she)
Vlogbrothers mod || Chronically online || Half blind
Vlogbrothers mod || Chronically online || Half blind
The best possible update, my partner went second to last and the venue liked them so much they've been invited back to close out the show on Thursday night.
So see you all at The Camden Club from 8pm tomorrow - £10
So see you all at The Camden Club from 8pm tomorrow - £10
We're four acts in and they've only just turned on the stage lights, they've opted for a wild approach of cycling through all the presets in succession
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The best possible update, my partner went second to last and the venue liked them so much they've been invited back to close out the show on Thursday night.
So see you all at The Camden Club from 8pm tomorrow - £10
So see you all at The Camden Club from 8pm tomorrow - £10
Tonight might be the most chaotic open mic I've ever witnessed, so far we've got: 🧵
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Tonight might be the most chaotic open mic I've ever witnessed, so far we've got: 🧵
Chronic pain peeps; you ever have a feeling like your hip isn't in the socket properly or like it needs to click? What causes that? How do I fix this?
Ow
Ow
October 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Chronic pain peeps; you ever have a feeling like your hip isn't in the socket properly or like it needs to click? What causes that? How do I fix this?
Ow
Ow
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POLL for fellow audiobook fans: what is your favourite audiobook & why?
I cancelled my Audible subscription & have switched to employee-owned @libro.fm, which helps support independent bookstores. 📚🩷
My referral link, if you'd like to check it out:
libro.fm/referral?rf_...
#IndieBookstore
I cancelled my Audible subscription & have switched to employee-owned @libro.fm, which helps support independent bookstores. 📚🩷
My referral link, if you'd like to check it out:
libro.fm/referral?rf_...
#IndieBookstore
Buy audiobooks & support local bookstores
Libro.fm makes it possible for you to buy audiobooks directly through local bookstores.
libro.fm
October 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
POLL for fellow audiobook fans: what is your favourite audiobook & why?
I cancelled my Audible subscription & have switched to employee-owned @libro.fm, which helps support independent bookstores. 📚🩷
My referral link, if you'd like to check it out:
libro.fm/referral?rf_...
#IndieBookstore
I cancelled my Audible subscription & have switched to employee-owned @libro.fm, which helps support independent bookstores. 📚🩷
My referral link, if you'd like to check it out:
libro.fm/referral?rf_...
#IndieBookstore
It should be illegal for an ad on a YouTube video to be longer than the actual video itself
September 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It should be illegal for an ad on a YouTube video to be longer than the actual video itself
Today in things I have said to my romance partners and my binder:
"How long am I gonna be in you?"
"How long am I gonna be in you?"
September 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Today in things I have said to my romance partners and my binder:
"How long am I gonna be in you?"
"How long am I gonna be in you?"
One day I'll go to Pride and won't have to sit through a performer saying bisexuals are "just indecisive" or "actually gay but not ready to say so" or "halfway out the closet"
Miss me with that bisexual erasure garbage. Do better.
#bipride #brightonpride
Miss me with that bisexual erasure garbage. Do better.
#bipride #brightonpride
August 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
One day I'll go to Pride and won't have to sit through a performer saying bisexuals are "just indecisive" or "actually gay but not ready to say so" or "halfway out the closet"
Miss me with that bisexual erasure garbage. Do better.
#bipride #brightonpride
Miss me with that bisexual erasure garbage. Do better.
#bipride #brightonpride
TIL the England keeper also has a visual disability that impacts her depth perception, just like me!
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
July 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
TIL the England keeper also has a visual disability that impacts her depth perception, just like me!
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
You know what would really boil Joanne's piss?
This weekend is the Quadball World Cup in Belgium and all of the toilets are completely gender neutral.
Men, women, non-binary, trans people all in the same loo and- surprise- nothing happened.
(Quadball Is the sport formerly known as quidditch)
This weekend is the Quadball World Cup in Belgium and all of the toilets are completely gender neutral.
Men, women, non-binary, trans people all in the same loo and- surprise- nothing happened.
(Quadball Is the sport formerly known as quidditch)
July 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
You know what would really boil Joanne's piss?
This weekend is the Quadball World Cup in Belgium and all of the toilets are completely gender neutral.
Men, women, non-binary, trans people all in the same loo and- surprise- nothing happened.
(Quadball Is the sport formerly known as quidditch)
This weekend is the Quadball World Cup in Belgium and all of the toilets are completely gender neutral.
Men, women, non-binary, trans people all in the same loo and- surprise- nothing happened.
(Quadball Is the sport formerly known as quidditch)
I would love it if, just once, there were no technical issues with Microsoft Teams and my therapy session just happened on time with no hiccoughs.
July 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I would love it if, just once, there were no technical issues with Microsoft Teams and my therapy session just happened on time with no hiccoughs.
I'm so glad multiple doctors have reached the conclusion that there's nothing wrong with my neck and shoulder, so while I lie in the recovery position on the bathroom floor trying not to vomit at least I know there's nothing wrong and this is actually totally fine
June 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm so glad multiple doctors have reached the conclusion that there's nothing wrong with my neck and shoulder, so while I lie in the recovery position on the bathroom floor trying not to vomit at least I know there's nothing wrong and this is actually totally fine
This is Jackson Baly coded
June 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This is Jackson Baly coded
Explain like I'm five please:
Surely dropping bombs on a nuclear site is a really bad plan because if it damages the infrastructure of the site it could cause a meltdown leading to a Chernobyl like event which is really really bad for, actually, I think everyone?
Surely dropping bombs on a nuclear site is a really bad plan because if it damages the infrastructure of the site it could cause a meltdown leading to a Chernobyl like event which is really really bad for, actually, I think everyone?
June 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Explain like I'm five please:
Surely dropping bombs on a nuclear site is a really bad plan because if it damages the infrastructure of the site it could cause a meltdown leading to a Chernobyl like event which is really really bad for, actually, I think everyone?
Surely dropping bombs on a nuclear site is a really bad plan because if it damages the infrastructure of the site it could cause a meltdown leading to a Chernobyl like event which is really really bad for, actually, I think everyone?
London-Based bird & bug people, I saw something out the corner of my eye over the weekend that was about the size of a hummingbird and moved with the speed of a hummingbird.
Like my initial thought was that's way too big to be a bee, hummingbird?
but there aren't hummingbirds in London.
Wtf was it
Like my initial thought was that's way too big to be a bee, hummingbird?
but there aren't hummingbirds in London.
Wtf was it
June 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
London-Based bird & bug people, I saw something out the corner of my eye over the weekend that was about the size of a hummingbird and moved with the speed of a hummingbird.
Like my initial thought was that's way too big to be a bee, hummingbird?
but there aren't hummingbirds in London.
Wtf was it
Like my initial thought was that's way too big to be a bee, hummingbird?
but there aren't hummingbirds in London.
Wtf was it
YouTube: your Tom & Jerry video is too violent for kids & encourages dishonest behaviour
Also YouTube your video titled "be gay do crimes" has been flagged as Made for Kids"
Bruh.
Also YouTube your video titled "be gay do crimes" has been flagged as Made for Kids"
Bruh.
June 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
YouTube: your Tom & Jerry video is too violent for kids & encourages dishonest behaviour
Also YouTube your video titled "be gay do crimes" has been flagged as Made for Kids"
Bruh.
Also YouTube your video titled "be gay do crimes" has been flagged as Made for Kids"
Bruh.
I only want to date people who are kind to service workers and cruel to me in bed
June 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I only want to date people who are kind to service workers and cruel to me in bed
"If we don't fight then we die, so how can we choose to do anything else?" - Ivanno Jeremiah
If you're in London and you want an incredible night of theater then make sure you catch Retrograde at the Apollo. All three of the cast do a terrific job but Ivanno is outstanding.
If you're in London and you want an incredible night of theater then make sure you catch Retrograde at the Apollo. All three of the cast do a terrific job but Ivanno is outstanding.
May 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"If we don't fight then we die, so how can we choose to do anything else?" - Ivanno Jeremiah
If you're in London and you want an incredible night of theater then make sure you catch Retrograde at the Apollo. All three of the cast do a terrific job but Ivanno is outstanding.
If you're in London and you want an incredible night of theater then make sure you catch Retrograde at the Apollo. All three of the cast do a terrific job but Ivanno is outstanding.
WOMBLE TIL I DIE 💙💛
May 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
WOMBLE TIL I DIE 💙💛
Welcome to wildly vague medical question time with Jepha,
Is there any research into the effects of hypopituitarism on cardiovascular health?
When I go to the gym it's harder for me to build and maintain muscle mass because of my hormonal deficiencies and the heart is a big ol' muscle
Is there any research into the effects of hypopituitarism on cardiovascular health?
When I go to the gym it's harder for me to build and maintain muscle mass because of my hormonal deficiencies and the heart is a big ol' muscle
May 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Welcome to wildly vague medical question time with Jepha,
Is there any research into the effects of hypopituitarism on cardiovascular health?
When I go to the gym it's harder for me to build and maintain muscle mass because of my hormonal deficiencies and the heart is a big ol' muscle
Is there any research into the effects of hypopituitarism on cardiovascular health?
When I go to the gym it's harder for me to build and maintain muscle mass because of my hormonal deficiencies and the heart is a big ol' muscle
April 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is your regular reminder that Quadball is an all gender sport and openly welcomes trans athletes.
The sport is so trans it has a dead name, and Joanne hates it.
quadballuk.org
The sport is so trans it has a dead name, and Joanne hates it.
quadballuk.org
April 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
This is your regular reminder that Quadball is an all gender sport and openly welcomes trans athletes.
The sport is so trans it has a dead name, and Joanne hates it.
quadballuk.org
The sport is so trans it has a dead name, and Joanne hates it.
quadballuk.org
Watching the latest episode of Doctor Who yesterday I think I've landed on why I don't enjoy it as much as previous seasons.
Having the same familiar Doctor Who dialogue/story with the Disney-ified effects creates a real tonal mismatch for me.
🧵
Having the same familiar Doctor Who dialogue/story with the Disney-ified effects creates a real tonal mismatch for me.
🧵
April 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Watching the latest episode of Doctor Who yesterday I think I've landed on why I don't enjoy it as much as previous seasons.
Having the same familiar Doctor Who dialogue/story with the Disney-ified effects creates a real tonal mismatch for me.
🧵
Having the same familiar Doctor Who dialogue/story with the Disney-ified effects creates a real tonal mismatch for me.
🧵
Consulting the hive mind:
I'm trying to not purchase anything from Amazon, does anyone know where I can get a case for the Pixel 7 that has the like kickstand bit on it?
This photo is the type I've had for the past like 5 years but I can't find anything like it /not/ on Amazon
I'm trying to not purchase anything from Amazon, does anyone know where I can get a case for the Pixel 7 that has the like kickstand bit on it?
This photo is the type I've had for the past like 5 years but I can't find anything like it /not/ on Amazon
April 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Consulting the hive mind:
I'm trying to not purchase anything from Amazon, does anyone know where I can get a case for the Pixel 7 that has the like kickstand bit on it?
This photo is the type I've had for the past like 5 years but I can't find anything like it /not/ on Amazon
I'm trying to not purchase anything from Amazon, does anyone know where I can get a case for the Pixel 7 that has the like kickstand bit on it?
This photo is the type I've had for the past like 5 years but I can't find anything like it /not/ on Amazon
I've found the only good use for Gemini
March 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I've found the only good use for Gemini