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Dan Olson
@foldablehuman.bsky.social
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I would rather do Mister Mushroom's surface ascent fifty times than ever do this again
January 15, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Would you believe me if I told you this episode of ER was directed by Quentin Tarantino?
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Man, I'm not normally stumped for a thumbnail

A vs B?
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
But also, in a way I think Seth would have found very funny, this was his last post on Reddit:
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Not even the performance of guilt.
December 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
She kept doing laps across my keyboard until I cradled her like this.
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
GARAMA!

pattern by Ami_amour (Instagram)
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Insane energy at the moon base, the system can’t keep up with the donations for the Buster Sword giveaway. We have no idea how big engineering will allow the flames to get.
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
A close up of Heck Duck
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This is so awkward to use, why are hotels full of so many insane decisions 😭
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The block quote in this "review" is seared into my memory forever.
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Packing the essentials for #DesertBus2025
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I need a long read interview with the XBox designers explaining why TF they used security torx screws everywhere.
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I had reason to check comments on The Minnewanka Curve Experiment and saw this lovely one from a year ago.
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The website is comically unhelpful if we were looking at this as a normal business run by serious people, because I can't find the price anywhere without creating an account. The closest I can get is that 1 ⚡Credit can be used for $20 off an order.
October 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Okay, so I have questions, let's see if we can find answers.
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I got this ad on Reddit for AI slop that starts funny purely because the bandage doesn't cover his ear and a human needed to look through their promo images and pick one, but I digress.

The hook here is *actual physical objects*!
October 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The reason Shakra is so much harder to recruit for the Forum fight is because she *absolutely crushes it*.

Honestly, there's like two waves you need to learn to not get cornered by, but otherwise she basically solos it, JFC.
October 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Look at this champion napper, how can I ever hope to compete?
October 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I kept going.
October 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I can't get away, I can't get this game out of my head.
October 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Maybe I should swing by Cornifer's place, buy a map or two and maybe a quill.
October 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
After a week on Hades 2 I decided to square this away and prove to myself that my True Ending victory wasn't just a statistical fluke.
October 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM