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Dan Olson
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Yeah I've seen plenty that were really fast, but those are usually used-car scale rugs, not Manhattan-condo.
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 AM
What did I do?
January 10, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Is this where I finally use YouTube's built in A/B testing and at long last join the ranks of "WTF, I've already seen this video?!"
January 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
> after we catch up

Is that humanly possible at this point?
January 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I mean, I guess we watch scheduled TV every week with AEW, but athletics feels different, you know? Its good, but just not the same texture.
January 9, 2026 at 5:49 AM
The one upside, I guess, and probably why Zoom decided on this annoying fail state, is that it does force you to check the system clock regularly, so you don't end up with files that have a record date weeks or months off their actual date (a common problem with cameras).
January 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
This is a semi-common problem, so whatever capacitor or button battery they use for the system clock either doesn't recharge if the unit isn't powered on and/or just kinda sucks.
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Hell, I didn't use it much over the holidays, so last night it made me reset the date and time, but I only powered it up long enough to get things set up for reshoots I planned for today, so it lost date and time again just between last night and this morning.
January 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Holy crap, both tedious and stressful.
January 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
This is hilarious
January 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Then they dumpster all that in A Fairy Tale is Born for a two movie arc where Derek’s previously unmentioned father was maybe assassinated but is actually still alive on a cursed island in the middle of nowhere and Derek rescues him at the very end and Rogers gets to be Forever Alone.
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 AM