Cory
@folderol.bsky.social
Movie watcher, book reader, occasional doodler.
There’s a version of post-nut clarity you get after spending $200 at Lush and realizing none of the spa treatments soaking into your pores will cure your anxiety. #lessonslearnedinlife
May 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
There’s a version of post-nut clarity you get after spending $200 at Lush and realizing none of the spa treatments soaking into your pores will cure your anxiety. #lessonslearnedinlife
Assassin’s spaghetti for dinner tonight. First time making it. I didn’t have the courage to burn it as much as you’re supposed to.
February 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Assassin’s spaghetti for dinner tonight. First time making it. I didn’t have the courage to burn it as much as you’re supposed to.
My Bluesky algorithm serves up 50% gay porn, 50% left wing extremism. This isn’t a complaint.
February 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My Bluesky algorithm serves up 50% gay porn, 50% left wing extremism. This isn’t a complaint.
The only good thing I got through genetics was that I turned out tall. Can’t think of a single other thing I’m glad I inherited.
December 28, 2024 at 9:13 PM
The only good thing I got through genetics was that I turned out tall. Can’t think of a single other thing I’m glad I inherited.
Aesop’s Gloam EDP is here to answer the age-old question: What would it smell like if you threw potpourri and lightly-sucked cough drops on a sweaty armpit? (I don’t hate it).
December 28, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Aesop’s Gloam EDP is here to answer the age-old question: What would it smell like if you threw potpourri and lightly-sucked cough drops on a sweaty armpit? (I don’t hate it).
Interacting with the definitely very real people in my DMs just to feel something. The scams start quick, it’s really starting to feel just like Twitter here.
December 6, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Interacting with the definitely very real people in my DMs just to feel something. The scams start quick, it’s really starting to feel just like Twitter here.
Every day is a good day to smell like Memoirs of a Trespasser: scorched, boozy, woody vanilla. Smells like a used book store that’s also a whiskey bar.
November 28, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Every day is a good day to smell like Memoirs of a Trespasser: scorched, boozy, woody vanilla. Smells like a used book store that’s also a whiskey bar.
Persimmons are back in season 😍
November 16, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Persimmons are back in season 😍
All these years working in an office and everything I manage to do in Excel is still basically the result of frantic Googling.
November 15, 2024 at 9:22 PM
All these years working in an office and everything I manage to do in Excel is still basically the result of frantic Googling.
“Everything in moderation, including moderation,” I whisper, eating an entire medium pizza.
November 14, 2024 at 6:55 PM
“Everything in moderation, including moderation,” I whisper, eating an entire medium pizza.
I hope nobody ever shows Neil deGrasse Tyson these lyrics
March 22, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I hope nobody ever shows Neil deGrasse Tyson these lyrics
Sotd is Erémia EDP from Aesop. Photorealistic wet sidewalk beside a vacant lot filled with wildflowers. Wild that they released something that smells like this but I’m a fan.
February 20, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Sotd is Erémia EDP from Aesop. Photorealistic wet sidewalk beside a vacant lot filled with wildflowers. Wild that they released something that smells like this but I’m a fan.
I guess I’ll come back to post about perfume, I know so many of my followers were missing that content…
February 20, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I guess I’ll come back to post about perfume, I know so many of my followers were missing that content…
Somehow I got to a place where everyone and everything is “bro”…It was ironic at first but now it’s not and I don’t know how to stop.
November 29, 2023 at 12:51 AM
Somehow I got to a place where everyone and everything is “bro”…It was ironic at first but now it’s not and I don’t know how to stop.
The Home Depot has discovered the immense advertising power of a man with beefy, hairy forearms. I’m going there tomorrow to buy something, I don’t have any other choice.
August 26, 2023 at 3:47 AM
The Home Depot has discovered the immense advertising power of a man with beefy, hairy forearms. I’m going there tomorrow to buy something, I don’t have any other choice.
Sotd: Archives 69 from ELDO. The camphor is something my brain didn’t know what to do with (who decided to make sultry Vicks VapoRub?) But stick around for the dry down: pink pepper, tangerine, incense, musk. I’d spray it on my scarf, if I were a librarian with a sexy secret (and maybe a head cold).
August 25, 2023 at 5:12 AM
Sotd: Archives 69 from ELDO. The camphor is something my brain didn’t know what to do with (who decided to make sultry Vicks VapoRub?) But stick around for the dry down: pink pepper, tangerine, incense, musk. I’d spray it on my scarf, if I were a librarian with a sexy secret (and maybe a head cold).
Sotd: Hermann A Mes Cotes from ELDO. The geosmin in this gives photorealistic petrichor—smells like literal raindrops on roses, with fruity touches and some pepper. Who made this thing and why? (But it’s good!)
August 23, 2023 at 3:42 AM
Sotd: Hermann A Mes Cotes from ELDO. The geosmin in this gives photorealistic petrichor—smells like literal raindrops on roses, with fruity touches and some pepper. Who made this thing and why? (But it’s good!)
Taking screenshots every time Facebook tries to sell me something related to ball maintenance and hygiene. I thought bathing was enough?
August 20, 2023 at 5:32 PM
Taking screenshots every time Facebook tries to sell me something related to ball maintenance and hygiene. I thought bathing was enough?
In spite of it all, I’m still holding out hope that all my problems might be solved if I drink more water.
August 15, 2023 at 3:48 PM
In spite of it all, I’m still holding out hope that all my problems might be solved if I drink more water.
My coworker referred to someone who doesn’t do most of her job as a “minimalist” today and I can’t stop thinking about it
August 14, 2023 at 7:51 PM
My coworker referred to someone who doesn’t do most of her job as a “minimalist” today and I can’t stop thinking about it
My hidden talent is that I can spell ‘bourgeoisie’ without the help of Google or autocorrect.
August 11, 2023 at 1:59 AM
My hidden talent is that I can spell ‘bourgeoisie’ without the help of Google or autocorrect.
Sotd: Yesterday Haze EDP from Imaginary Authors. Smells like whipped cream on figs, with a dusty, woody warmth. Always a mood booster for me.
August 8, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Sotd: Yesterday Haze EDP from Imaginary Authors. Smells like whipped cream on figs, with a dusty, woody warmth. Always a mood booster for me.
Sotd: Prada Luna Rossa Sport. Lavender, vanilla, and tonka bean. Smells warm and cozy.
August 4, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Sotd: Prada Luna Rossa Sport. Lavender, vanilla, and tonka bean. Smells warm and cozy.
Sotd: Layton by Parfums de Marly. Notes of apple, lavender, vanilla and creamy sandalwood conspire to make you smell like the most expensive bitch in the office.
July 29, 2023 at 1:32 AM
Sotd: Layton by Parfums de Marly. Notes of apple, lavender, vanilla and creamy sandalwood conspire to make you smell like the most expensive bitch in the office.