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Your Breaking Not News Source. Where fact meets fiction. Informing the misinformed, one absurdity at a time. In Stultitia, Fiducia.
Your Breaking Not News Source. Where fact meets fiction. Informing the misinformed, one absurdity at a time. In Stultitia, Fiducia.
𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐀 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐨 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠
The protest, sponsored by Bud Light, will air during halftime of the game they stopped watching years ago. #SuperBowl
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The protest, sponsored by Bud Light, will air during halftime of the game they stopped watching years ago. #SuperBowl
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February 3, 2026 at 1:16 AM
𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐀 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐨 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠
The protest, sponsored by Bud Light, will air during halftime of the game they stopped watching years ago. #SuperBowl
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The protest, sponsored by Bud Light, will air during halftime of the game they stopped watching years ago. #SuperBowl
Read Here 👉 follytimes.com/dpom
🏦 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐒𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐅𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈𝐭 𝐀𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐬
White House officials confirm disagreement with Donald Trump is a leading cause of economic uncertainty. #FederalReserve #KevinWarsh
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White House officials confirm disagreement with Donald Trump is a leading cause of economic uncertainty. #FederalReserve #KevinWarsh
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January 30, 2026 at 2:49 PM
🏦 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐒𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐅𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈𝐭 𝐀𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐬
White House officials confirm disagreement with Donald Trump is a leading cause of economic uncertainty. #FederalReserve #KevinWarsh
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White House officials confirm disagreement with Donald Trump is a leading cause of economic uncertainty. #FederalReserve #KevinWarsh
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When the principle is solid, but the memory is selective.
Kaitlan: ''So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted?''
JD Vance: ‘’Exactly’’
Kaitlan: ''Ok, I'm just checking, because you did help raise money for people who did so on January 6th…’’
Kaitlan: ''So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted?''
JD Vance: ‘’Exactly’’
Kaitlan: ''Ok, I'm just checking, because you did help raise money for people who did so on January 6th…’’
January 26, 2026 at 3:34 AM
When the principle is solid, but the memory is selective.
Kaitlan: ''So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted?''
JD Vance: ‘’Exactly’’
Kaitlan: ''Ok, I'm just checking, because you did help raise money for people who did so on January 6th…’’
Kaitlan: ''So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted?''
JD Vance: ‘’Exactly’’
Kaitlan: ''Ok, I'm just checking, because you did help raise money for people who did so on January 6th…’’
🏈 Steelers Rush To Hire Mike McCarthy Despite No One Else Trying To
Pittsburgh's front office feared someone might think too long.
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Pittsburgh's front office feared someone might think too long.
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January 25, 2026 at 2:51 PM
🏈 Steelers Rush To Hire Mike McCarthy Despite No One Else Trying To
Pittsburgh's front office feared someone might think too long.
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Pittsburgh's front office feared someone might think too long.
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January 24, 2026 at 9:55 PM
🤖 𝐓𝐞𝐬𝐥𝐚 𝐁𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐜𝐮𝐮𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐂𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐔𝐩 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐄𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐤
Deployment begins immediately following any of his statements. Read Here: follytimes.com/ax4g
Deployment begins immediately following any of his statements. Read Here: follytimes.com/ax4g
January 24, 2026 at 4:23 PM
🤖 𝐓𝐞𝐬𝐥𝐚 𝐁𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐜𝐮𝐮𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐂𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐔𝐩 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐄𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐤
Deployment begins immediately following any of his statements. Read Here: follytimes.com/ax4g
Deployment begins immediately following any of his statements. Read Here: follytimes.com/ax4g
⚠️ EMERGENCY ADVISORY FOR TEXAS
Once Ted Cruz's luggage appears, Texas prepares accordingly. #DejaNoClueCruz #WinterStormFern
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Once Ted Cruz's luggage appears, Texas prepares accordingly. #DejaNoClueCruz #WinterStormFern
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January 23, 2026 at 5:03 PM
⚠️ EMERGENCY ADVISORY FOR TEXAS
Once Ted Cruz's luggage appears, Texas prepares accordingly. #DejaNoClueCruz #WinterStormFern
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Once Ted Cruz's luggage appears, Texas prepares accordingly. #DejaNoClueCruz #WinterStormFern
Read More: follytimes.com/39kj
🥶 TRUMP ADMIN BEGINS PAPERWORK TO RENAME GLOBAL WARMING “GLOBAL COLDING”
Cites successful Gulf of Mexico rebrand to Gulf of America as inspiration. #GulfofAmerica #GlobalColding
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Cites successful Gulf of Mexico rebrand to Gulf of America as inspiration. #GulfofAmerica #GlobalColding
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January 23, 2026 at 3:33 PM
🥶 TRUMP ADMIN BEGINS PAPERWORK TO RENAME GLOBAL WARMING “GLOBAL COLDING”
Cites successful Gulf of Mexico rebrand to Gulf of America as inspiration. #GulfofAmerica #GlobalColding
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Cites successful Gulf of Mexico rebrand to Gulf of America as inspiration. #GulfofAmerica #GlobalColding
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🔴 MAGA BEGINS BRUISING OWN HANDS TO SHOW SOLIDARITY WITH TRUMP
Participation levels exceeded expectations.
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Participation levels exceeded expectations.
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January 23, 2026 at 3:17 AM
🔴 MAGA BEGINS BRUISING OWN HANDS TO SHOW SOLIDARITY WITH TRUMP
Participation levels exceeded expectations.
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Participation levels exceeded expectations.
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📄 KYLE RITTENHOUSE TESTS LIMITS OF POSTING GUN PHOTOS FOR ATTENTION #Minnesota
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January 23, 2026 at 12:39 AM
📄 KYLE RITTENHOUSE TESTS LIMITS OF POSTING GUN PHOTOS FOR ATTENTION #Minnesota
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January 22, 2026 at 9:59 PM
🌨️ Every storm teaches the same lesson and we refuse to ever learn from them. #WinterStorm | U.S.
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January 22, 2026 at 2:59 AM
🌨️ Every storm teaches the same lesson and we refuse to ever learn from them. #WinterStorm | U.S.
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🏈 Student Athlete, Carson Beck, Beats School Two Years Ago, Loses National Championship Game Last Night #Hoosiers #Hurricanes #CFBPlayoff
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January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
🏈 Student Athlete, Carson Beck, Beats School Two Years Ago, Loses National Championship Game Last Night #Hoosiers #Hurricanes #CFBPlayoff
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☮️ Trump Says Global Peace Will Begin Right After Everyone Loses and Listens to Him #Trump #Peace
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January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
☮️ Trump Says Global Peace Will Begin Right After Everyone Loses and Listens to Him #Trump #Peace
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🏈 YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO’S STARTING FOR THE BRONCOS
Fans have no idea who Jarrett Stidham is, but insist he’s just as good, if not better, than Bo Nix.
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Fans have no idea who Jarrett Stidham is, but insist he’s just as good, if not better, than Bo Nix.
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January 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM
🏈 YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO’S STARTING FOR THE BRONCOS
Fans have no idea who Jarrett Stidham is, but insist he’s just as good, if not better, than Bo Nix.
Read More: follytimes.com/qrgm
Fans have no idea who Jarrett Stidham is, but insist he’s just as good, if not better, than Bo Nix.
Read More: follytimes.com/qrgm
🐱 follytimes.com/a13m — Family thought they adopted a pet. Turns out they hired a very small, very angry supervisor. #Caturday #Cat | Family News
January 17, 2026 at 3:25 PM
🐱 follytimes.com/a13m — Family thought they adopted a pet. Turns out they hired a very small, very angry supervisor. #Caturday #Cat | Family News
Step 1️⃣: “We shouldn’t have elections.”
Step 2️⃣: “Why is everyone calling me a dictator?”
Step 3️⃣: Blame the media.
Step 2️⃣: “Why is everyone calling me a dictator?”
Step 3️⃣: Blame the media.
January 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Step 1️⃣: “We shouldn’t have elections.”
Step 2️⃣: “Why is everyone calling me a dictator?”
Step 3️⃣: Blame the media.
Step 2️⃣: “Why is everyone calling me a dictator?”
Step 3️⃣: Blame the media.
🏈 𝐃𝐀 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒 𝐃𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒
Chicago celebrates. Green Bay files a formal complaint with God. Caleb Williams grates cheese. Pope Leo XIV denies rigging the game but smiles a lot. #DaBears #BenJohnson
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Chicago celebrates. Green Bay files a formal complaint with God. Caleb Williams grates cheese. Pope Leo XIV denies rigging the game but smiles a lot. #DaBears #BenJohnson
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January 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
🏈 𝐃𝐀 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒 𝐃𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒
Chicago celebrates. Green Bay files a formal complaint with God. Caleb Williams grates cheese. Pope Leo XIV denies rigging the game but smiles a lot. #DaBears #BenJohnson
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Chicago celebrates. Green Bay files a formal complaint with God. Caleb Williams grates cheese. Pope Leo XIV denies rigging the game but smiles a lot. #DaBears #BenJohnson
Read More: follytimes.com/u0zh
📌 follytimes.com/f2q3 — The Trump cartoon pin attended the meeting and everyone noticed. It has main character energy and a seat at the table. #Trump #Venezuela | Politics News
January 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
📌 follytimes.com/f2q3 — The Trump cartoon pin attended the meeting and everyone noticed. It has main character energy and a seat at the table. #Trump #Venezuela | Politics News
Preliminary analysis suggests the strongest predictor of what you “see” in the video out of Minneapolis, where an ICE agent shot and killed Renee Nicole Good, is your voter registration.
January 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Preliminary analysis suggests the strongest predictor of what you “see” in the video out of Minneapolis, where an ICE agent shot and killed Renee Nicole Good, is your voter registration.
🏈 RAIDERS PRAISED FOR CONSISTENCY
Doing the same thing, getting the same result, and calling it a plan. #NFLDraft #Raiders
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Doing the same thing, getting the same result, and calling it a plan. #NFLDraft #Raiders
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January 5, 2026 at 2:34 PM
🏈 RAIDERS PRAISED FOR CONSISTENCY
Doing the same thing, getting the same result, and calling it a plan. #NFLDraft #Raiders
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Doing the same thing, getting the same result, and calling it a plan. #NFLDraft #Raiders
Read More: follytimes.com/cawo
🚨 TRUMP INVADES CARACAS, FORGETS TO GET HOA APPROVAL FIRST
The Caracas HOA confirms multiple violations of Policy §3.4, including excessive noise, exterior disturbances, and unauthorized leadership changes.
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The Caracas HOA confirms multiple violations of Policy §3.4, including excessive noise, exterior disturbances, and unauthorized leadership changes.
Full story: follytimes.com/bz4v
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
🚨 TRUMP INVADES CARACAS, FORGETS TO GET HOA APPROVAL FIRST
The Caracas HOA confirms multiple violations of Policy §3.4, including excessive noise, exterior disturbances, and unauthorized leadership changes.
Full story: follytimes.com/bz4v
The Caracas HOA confirms multiple violations of Policy §3.4, including excessive noise, exterior disturbances, and unauthorized leadership changes.
Full story: follytimes.com/bz4v
🔥 TRUMP PRAISES MADURO CAPTURE AS “GREAT TV” — Fast pacing. Big Action. Helicopters. Guns.
Hints that season two drops if the Epstein folder opens up again. #Venezuela #Trump | World News
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Hints that season two drops if the Epstein folder opens up again. #Venezuela #Trump | World News
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January 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
🔥 TRUMP PRAISES MADURO CAPTURE AS “GREAT TV” — Fast pacing. Big Action. Helicopters. Guns.
Hints that season two drops if the Epstein folder opens up again. #Venezuela #Trump | World News
Read More: follytimes.com/lh4a
Hints that season two drops if the Epstein folder opens up again. #Venezuela #Trump | World News
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💊 follytimes.com/yfeo — Trump says Tylenol causes problems, aspirin causes leadership. #Aspirin #Tylenol | Health News
January 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
💊 follytimes.com/yfeo — Trump says Tylenol causes problems, aspirin causes leadership. #Aspirin #Tylenol | Health News