Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

a good game can turn into a great game if it sucks a little bit in an interesting way

that one guy on the great british bakeoff really just looks like an emo beatle

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

not all of you like boxing somebody’s lying

you ever take a hit off a vape or a joint and instead of coughing make a noise like a demon exiting some sort of horse

the crab rangoon fanbase is dying

reskeet if you're a real gooner !!!

Trying to enter the future rn

[coughing up blood] am i cool yet