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The_McRib

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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · Jan 23

Not sure why everyone is still McFollowing me, but stay tuned for more McContent from my deranged McMind!

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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 8d

We're here, we're queer. We don't want any more bears!

The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 9d

This is wrong. How did I get here? How do I return? Help!

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 12d

Just found out my wife has been arguing with another man

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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 12d

Yeh

The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 20d

Forever circling back.

The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · 20d

Humans should be able to lick their eyes like a frog.

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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · Sep 26

In one of my first ever business meetings, I barely understood a word anyone said. That's because they were using business terminology, and also because I happened to be in Tokyo.

The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · Sep 17

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he just came out and said hello to you?

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The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · Sep 17

NEW & Obscure GameCube Game facts

The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · Sep 15

I really wish someone had told me that the Tetris film ends with Nintendo in a car chase to get Tetris out of Moscow before Robert Maxwell and the evil Russian spies catch them!

The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · Sep 13

You are being arrested for cruelty to a protected species (me). You have the right to remain silent.

The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · Sep 5

Would u thank me if I squashed u under my thumb like tiny ant?

The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · Aug 14

Dudes be named Roger but don't understand shit. Girls really named Karen but don't care about it. Dudes even be named Bennett but ain't never been it.

The_McRib @mcrib.bsky.social · Aug 2

In hindsight, Bamzooki was an incredibly inspired and forward-thinking kids TV show. Teaching children how to make 3D models that could run around completing obstacle courses probably made massive contributions to our current videogame and robotics industries.