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Mike
@forbesmm.bsky.social
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Baseball fan. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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the “pizza index” is not a real thing, please just let it go for the love of GOD
The pizza index is not real The pizza index may have been based on a real anecdote from decades ago but is 100% not a thing now Seriously stop with the pizza index nonsense
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I guess we’re just shouting NOTAMS into the void on truth social now
To all Airlines, Pilots, Drug Dealers, and Human Traffickers, please consider THE AIRSPACE ABOVE AND SURROUNDING VENEZUELA TO BE CLOSED IN ITS ENTIRETY. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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well that tracks

(also should put to rest any bleating about “vetting” but we live in hell so)
Prior to his 2021 arrival in the United States, the suspect worked with the U.S. government, including the CIA, "as a member of a partner force in Kandahar," John Ratcliffe, the spy agency's director, said in a statement. He did not specify what work Lakamal did, but said the relationship "ended shortly following the chaotic evacuation" of U.S. servicemembers from Afghanistan.
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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oh god dammit
Investigators believe the suspect is an Afghan national who entered the U.S. in September 2021 and has been living in Washington state, two law enforcement officials and a person familiar with the matter said. The suspect has been identified by law enforcement officials as Rahmanullah Lakanwal, but authorities were still working to fully confirm his background, they said.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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You know, where they bust out this bad boy:
USAF airmen with a huge fucking sword
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Minnie is enjoying her stay so far
A white and black pit bull mix lying on the floor with her paw resting on a chewed up toy
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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burger-flippers in this two block radius need a full-scope poly and a yankee white
Map showing three McDonald’s locations near the White House
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Allow me to provide this helpful clarification to illustrated the proper relative position of cherry pie:
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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This is Minnie (foster # 60). Just staying for a week; she will be rooming with Evelyn. Rowdy pup shenanigans are imminent.
White and black pit bull mix White and black pit bull mix, running in a grassy yard White and black pit bull mix, running in a grassy yard with her tongue out White and black pit bull mix, licking a white and brown pit bull mix through the bars of a gate
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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lol what the fuck
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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this one
A rack of full size medals on a U.S. Navy white uniform. Photo tweeted by Sen. Mark Kelly.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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for fucks sake
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: The Department of War has received serious allegations of misconduct against Captain Mark Kelly, USN (Ret.). In accordance with the Uniform Code of Military Justice, 10 U.S.C. § 688, and other applicable regulations, a thorough review of these allegations has been initiated to determine further actions, which may include recall to active duty for court-martial proceedings or administrative measures. This matter will be handled in compliance with military law, ensuring due process and impartiality. Further official comments will be limited, to preserve the integrity of the proceedings. The Department of War reminds all individuals that military retirees remain subject to the UCMJ for applicable offenses, and federal laws such as 18 U.S.C. § 2387 prohibit actions intended to interfere with the loyalty, morale, or good order and discipline of the armed forces. Any violations will be addressed through appropriate legal channels. All servicemembers are reminded that they have a legal obligation under the UCMJ to obey lawful orders and that orders are presumed to be lawful. A servicemember's personal philosophy does not justify or excuse the disobedience of an otherwise lawful order.
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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that was physically painful to read, I think the phrase “employ innovation as an operation” may have caused a TBI
A primary end-state of the WIC Governance model is to move beyond viewing innovation as a side project and start to embed it as a core function of the command. "We want to employ innovation as an operation so that we can do integrated innovation activities across the staff, complementing our more traditional command and control structures," said U.S. Air Force Lt. Col. Jared Bindl, chief of science, technology and innovation at AFRICOM.
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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“Two of the U.S. officials said covert operations would likely be the first part of the new action against Maduro”

doesn’t claiming credit for covert action IN ADVANCE … defeat the entire point?
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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what the fuck
Dubón won the American League Gold Glove Award for utility players in 2023 and 2025. He has produced a .677 OPS over the past three seasons for the Astros. But he's still a definite offensive upgrade in comparison to Allen, who logged a .535 OPS while serving as Atlanta's primary shortstop much of this past season.
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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the future after Trump spends 30 min with Mamdani
utopian future meme with flying cars etc
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Fun fact: there is one! Not truly random, but still. The first word of an operation or exercise name should start with one of the two-letter combinations assigned to each organization
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Ceremonial units, but yes
The Old Guard ceremonial cassion platoon
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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from 2008 … now I want to know where CDR Tiara is rn (if they’re still in)
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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1) not even a single mention of statutory or constitutional authority in this story
2) I guess the CBS style guide now uses “Secretary of War” 🙄
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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“I would certainly not want to rely on the rationale I've read”
"It reads as if you gave a lawyer an assignment: Give me the best possible rationale for why this is legal — be as inventive as you like," Sen. Adam Schiff (D-California), a former federal prosecutor, told reporters last week. "If that opinion were to be adopted, it would not constrain any use of force anywhere in the world. I mean, it is broad enough to authorize just about anything." He added that he saw legal risk to service members for participating in these operations. "I would certainly not want to rely on the rationale I've read," Schiff said.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Evelyn had a play-date with a pup friend today, and wore. her. self. out. lol
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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this one, yeah
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM