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Mike
@forbesmm.bsky.social
Baseball fan. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Good thing he’s spent his tenure building a close knit and loyal team
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Inside of you there are two wolves
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
famous for its nightlife lol
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
sounds like a lot of work
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
…how many people’s arch enemy can you be at one time?
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
1. We The Pizza
2. Matchbox
[a bunch of shitty ones]
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Also the domino’s are not, in fact, the closest pizza places to the pentagon; there are like a dozen that are closer
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
UNPOSSIBLE
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
that one just said “use caution”
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Are you eating it inside the NMCC?
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Eric beat you to it
bsky.app/profile/utic...
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
all the traffic circles will let us turn 360° corners indefinitely 🔄🔄🔄
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
that’s probably targeted more at Maryland plates than uniforms tho
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
🫡
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
What kind of paranoid freak thinks uniformed military are being “targeted” inside the U.S.

This week notwithstanding when was the last time so much as a rude word was spoken to a service member in public
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“should have held on to Dulles Air Base” etc.
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
that one just advised using caution
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
> winter 25-26: joint patrols
> summer 2026: advisor teams
> fall 2026: “as MPD stands up, we stand down”
> 2027: The Year Of The Police
> FY2028 Posture Statement: “we are turning a corner in the DC AOR”
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“The secret to success in the corporate world is using brute force on your data. Like, literally hit it with something.”

—from my forthcoming podcast, B-School Of Hard Knocks
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
No
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM