Five beers down and feeling sort of festive

Spotify wrapped slapped me in the face like a large comical gay fish

needing to pee while being in a traffic jam makes me reflect on my past sins

Presenting the newest version of my Apple Watch Pokétch, now without that annoying status bar! Feel free to download it from TestFlight here and follow me for more updates on all of my projects!
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#pokemon #opensource

[flirting with DnD dude] you are so cute I cast Hold Person on you haha no seriously roll a wisdom saving throw

I’ve been following Fishtopher’s story since he was still in the shelter. His chubby cheeks and sad eyes… my heart hurt for him. Then he got adopted and now he has a wonderful family, both human and animal.

If you look up the definition of “glow up,” it’s just a photo of him.

They should replace work with like a place where you can do things for people with a friend like exploring mysterious areas

Should have done one of these earlier, huh? Looking for mutuals, here’s the #promosky

* D&D
* Baldurs Gate
* Pokemon
* Cyberpunk
* Death Stranding
* Helldivers
* PC Gaming
* Over the Garden Wall
* Florence + the Machine
* Chappell Rowan
* Horror Movies
* Pop/Rock/Alt music
* Gays
* Tattoos

Mr. Fresh

LOVE social media - incapable of being social on it

Probably my best one so far, if you ignore this missing leaf. I am kindof okay at this. #crossstitch

I love this era of bluesky. twitter gays stumbling around looking for each other. comical and beautiful. like something David Attenborough would narrate with circus music playing in the background