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Former Earthling
@former-earthling.bsky.social
Former Earth resident. Current interstellar expat. Native of Doomscroller IV.

Temporarily stationed near Alpha Centauri.

If you’re receiving this, Earth’s Wi-Fi is still catastrophically overpowered.
Having just returned from the UK, I am happy to report I kept the shine on the bar with the sleeve of my coat.

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you’ll have to excuse me, I’m not at my best
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December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I wish I had a version of that old system to help me figure out which stories are worth chasing and which ones I should just let go.

Would save me plenty of time and frustration.

🧵4/4
December 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Now I’m writing fiction, and that system I had doesn’t really translate.

I’ve got a pile of story ideas that either run out of steam or get boring enough that even *I* stop caring how they end.

🧵3/4
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
After that, I finished every song I started. They weren’t all great, but they were at least complete.

🧵2/4
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Remember: a good tree hunt is all about stealth. 🪓

Stay low, move quietly, and approach from downwind to catch it by surprise. Be sure to mask your scent with pine sap.

If it senses you, it’ll bolt and you’ll never catch it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM