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@formerbluecheck.bsky.social

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Hairy enough that I never had to develop a personality Brooklyn, NY

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · Jul 25

what a week huh

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 1d

Opened Snapchat for the first time in forever to receive a message from a friend and was confronted by chats from 2014 that are just still there in the recents tab, ready to pick up and resume

dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 5d

That’s nothing, try 34 years uncut

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 5d

Edited screenshot of a Sia tweet, sections in brackets in different font, indicating insertion or edit:

sia
@Sia
Hey [@charlixcx @taylorswift] you aren't thinking about a feud right now are you?
We are focused on the problem of [a government shutdown]
9:00 PM • 6/12/20 • Twitter for iPhone

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 5d

From now on only sexting with a pre approved list of words given to me by a random Canadian furry on Bluesky

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 5d

many such cases

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 5d

happy new music Friday I’m keeping my mouth shut today

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 6d

Have reached a point in Silksong Act 2 where I have multiple objectives but attempting any of them is either brutally difficult or inscrutable and so every attempt to keep playing just leaves me kind of pissed off

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 6d

a bunch of middle aged blue wave folks are retweeting this without reading the body text

dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 7d

My gym made the lighting in the sauna 10x brighter

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 6d

You are replying to post complaining that it’s harder to jerk off with guys in the locker room now

dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 7d

The tyranny never stops

dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 7d

My gym made the lighting in the sauna 10x brighter

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 8d

every time these have appeared in my Scruff it’s been guys vying for first prize in a Most Unpleasant Penis Picture contest

collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 8d

does anyone wanna fall in love via Scruff Stories

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 12d

I'm being hyperbolic about the 'discovery' idea, obviously this has always been going on to varying degrees. But never has there been so much algortithm-distributed, uncoded instructional material and real time traffic info available to those who would crack down on it

dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 12d

my monkeys simply refuse to stop making and disseminating easily accessible guides detailing the previously very discreet nature of my casual sex circus

dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 13d

gay people: how did the cops find out about cruising

Also gay people: