i'm smokin that shit that the mohatma gandhi nukes france on

Cum emitting diodes

Mmmm hungwee!

Ebeneezer Cooze

They should get Jason Momoa to play Lobo

No one could ever put me in The Contraption, I am as the kids say "built different"

Anywhere Alexander the Great conquered is canon in the Magic the Gathering universe because of the Arabian Nights set which also canonizes Iraq/Baghdad and Egypt/Cairo, as well as Allah/Islam and Mecca

Alexander canonizes the most regions, including Greece, Sparta, Athens, Thebes, Bactria etc...

Should be able to sort what's hot in reverse order. I wanna see what's shit

Folks... They're good.

Been watching a dog for someone for a couple days and they like to hang out with me when I watch movies etc but I put on the Bourdain show Parts Unknown and this poor pooch cannot handle all the delicious things onscreenm just stares at me longingly hoping I'll make a buttery rosemary steak for him.

Almost that time

I need to make friends with a horse again. I love horses. That's the Idahoan in me.

It's really unfair that Mr apartheid emeralds forced me onto bluesky during a depressive episode. Is it so much to ask a white South African to ruin a 44 billion dollar company during the right kind of manic episode?

NW (its an early Kubrick night)

Has anyone else noticed that nobody can do that shrill whistle anymore? The two finger whistle, if you know what I mean. It doesn't need the two fingers to work though, my aunt could do the shrill whistle without any fingers

NW

Hate it when a big dog pants so much that it stinks up the room

Face down
Ass up
Go away
I'm depressed