American Guy Next Door
@formerlyknownasus.bsky.social
Seasonal fruit picker @ $4/hr supplemented by Soros-paid gigs pretending I'm angry about Trump, Musk, the GOP, & the Supreme Court shredding the Constitution. #nokings
I know most of you agree with my predicament when I say I have been struggling all week to figure out how to explain rainbows to my children who ask me about the below scenarios. Sleepless in Seattle thanks to the oppressive communists forcing me to figure out complex issues like prisms & colors. /s
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I know most of you agree with my predicament when I say I have been struggling all week to figure out how to explain rainbows to my children who ask me about the below scenarios. Sleepless in Seattle thanks to the oppressive communists forcing me to figure out complex issues like prisms & colors. /s
Small mom and pop taqueria owners donated $1million to Trump inauguration. DOJ puts a star over the doorway of their home and the homes of 9 of their hispanic friends to prevent any ICE kidnappings.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Small mom and pop taqueria owners donated $1million to Trump inauguration. DOJ puts a star over the doorway of their home and the homes of 9 of their hispanic friends to prevent any ICE kidnappings.
Trump is more communist than Mamdani will ever be. Here are the receipts...
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Trump is more communist than Mamdani will ever be. Here are the receipts...
Fox News, could you please have a segment on the treasonous @$$hole who is defying court orders to starve millions of Christian American children right now so Trump can take some action against THAT idiot and Make America Great Again?
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fox News, could you please have a segment on the treasonous @$$hole who is defying court orders to starve millions of Christian American children right now so Trump can take some action against THAT idiot and Make America Great Again?
In 2023 the Doomsday Clock had us at 90 seconds to midnight. I just checked, and now it has us at 89 seconds. I am quite sure the clock has now broken.
October 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
In 2023 the Doomsday Clock had us at 90 seconds to midnight. I just checked, and now it has us at 89 seconds. I am quite sure the clock has now broken.
This was good enough to share.
If you want efficiency and innovation, then mental health programs and affordable housing are the path to a robust economy in which ALL citizens have a safety net to try out their innovative business dreams.
Slave/prison labor should not be on the table as an option.
If you want efficiency and innovation, then mental health programs and affordable housing are the path to a robust economy in which ALL citizens have a safety net to try out their innovative business dreams.
Slave/prison labor should not be on the table as an option.
October 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This was good enough to share.
If you want efficiency and innovation, then mental health programs and affordable housing are the path to a robust economy in which ALL citizens have a safety net to try out their innovative business dreams.
Slave/prison labor should not be on the table as an option.
If you want efficiency and innovation, then mental health programs and affordable housing are the path to a robust economy in which ALL citizens have a safety net to try out their innovative business dreams.
Slave/prison labor should not be on the table as an option.
Fixed it.
October 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Fixed it.
Explain how this is NOT Domestic Terrorism.
October 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Explain how this is NOT Domestic Terrorism.
The geniuses on FOX News still frame the young American as the "terrorist" and the bribed Oath Keeper racist kidnapper with a machine gun as the "good guy".
Fox News: "Fu€k your 1st amendment, your miranda rights, your habeas corpus - if you're brown, you're going down."
Peacefully protest this sat
Fox News: "Fu€k your 1st amendment, your miranda rights, your habeas corpus - if you're brown, you're going down."
Peacefully protest this sat
October 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The geniuses on FOX News still frame the young American as the "terrorist" and the bribed Oath Keeper racist kidnapper with a machine gun as the "good guy".
Fox News: "Fu€k your 1st amendment, your miranda rights, your habeas corpus - if you're brown, you're going down."
Peacefully protest this sat
Fox News: "Fu€k your 1st amendment, your miranda rights, your habeas corpus - if you're brown, you're going down."
Peacefully protest this sat
I get that a mob is dumb, but I continue to be surprised when a speaker tells a crowd, "I hate half of you and think half of you are terrorists." And the majority of the crowd laughs and thinks the speaker is smart. Then the media headline is, "Another brilliant, normal speech by a President."
October 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I get that a mob is dumb, but I continue to be surprised when a speaker tells a crowd, "I hate half of you and think half of you are terrorists." And the majority of the crowd laughs and thinks the speaker is smart. Then the media headline is, "Another brilliant, normal speech by a President."
Thune states, "The Senate has zero power to do anything, like say impeach some lawless criminals or release the Epstein files, or, I dunno, collaborate with American Reps who care about Democracy. We can only sit here and let Trump declare war on America."
October 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Thune states, "The Senate has zero power to do anything, like say impeach some lawless criminals or release the Epstein files, or, I dunno, collaborate with American Reps who care about Democracy. We can only sit here and let Trump declare war on America."
In Abigail's defense, yellow can mean to highlight, but... bless her heart.
September 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
In Abigail's defense, yellow can mean to highlight, but... bless her heart.
Time & time again, I am amazed at the % of people stupid enough to read these treasonous posts of lies and vitriol & not recognize the crime.
If the VP of the US demonizes groups of his people, he is a traitor.
I don't mind the 5% of morons believing it, but 25% of Repub's can't be this dumb!?
If the VP of the US demonizes groups of his people, he is a traitor.
I don't mind the 5% of morons believing it, but 25% of Repub's can't be this dumb!?
September 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Time & time again, I am amazed at the % of people stupid enough to read these treasonous posts of lies and vitriol & not recognize the crime.
If the VP of the US demonizes groups of his people, he is a traitor.
I don't mind the 5% of morons believing it, but 25% of Repub's can't be this dumb!?
If the VP of the US demonizes groups of his people, he is a traitor.
I don't mind the 5% of morons believing it, but 25% of Repub's can't be this dumb!?
Dear God, please have Trump make Cruz's haircut the only legal haircut for true MAGA patriots.
September 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Dear God, please have Trump make Cruz's haircut the only legal haircut for true MAGA patriots.
The below explains our current politics in America.
September 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The below explains our current politics in America.
FACT: If me and a million of my friends broke into your house and r@ped and killed many of your family, then shacked up in a room of your house, Charlie Kirk, the good Christian, would call YOU a petulant child & blame YOU for killing us as you try to stop our horrendous crimes.
September 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
FACT: If me and a million of my friends broke into your house and r@ped and killed many of your family, then shacked up in a room of your house, Charlie Kirk, the good Christian, would call YOU a petulant child & blame YOU for killing us as you try to stop our horrendous crimes.
Russian's dictator attacks another country (Poland) to start another war.
Meanwhile, America's dictator is murdering his political enemies, but announcing it first out of pure incompetency.
Meanwhile, America's dictator is murdering his political enemies, but announcing it first out of pure incompetency.
September 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Russian's dictator attacks another country (Poland) to start another war.
Meanwhile, America's dictator is murdering his political enemies, but announcing it first out of pure incompetency.
Meanwhile, America's dictator is murdering his political enemies, but announcing it first out of pure incompetency.
This is what "Don't tread on me" apparently meant this whole time...
September 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is what "Don't tread on me" apparently meant this whole time...
Not one bootstrap among them.
Roomfull of socialists beg Jesus to provide more slave children to Trump, as the golden book of Capitalism demands.
"Laissez Faire" is french for Trump puppets.
Roomfull of socialists beg Jesus to provide more slave children to Trump, as the golden book of Capitalism demands.
"Laissez Faire" is french for Trump puppets.
September 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Not one bootstrap among them.
Roomfull of socialists beg Jesus to provide more slave children to Trump, as the golden book of Capitalism demands.
"Laissez Faire" is french for Trump puppets.
Roomfull of socialists beg Jesus to provide more slave children to Trump, as the golden book of Capitalism demands.
"Laissez Faire" is french for Trump puppets.
Dept of Defense employs like what 30 people? Should be easy & efficient to change the name. Probably about a day or two and $100. 1,000 economists disagree with me, but that's because they are paid Soros actors with political agendas.
- Fox News EVERY FU€KING DAY
- Fox News EVERY FU€KING DAY
September 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Dept of Defense employs like what 30 people? Should be easy & efficient to change the name. Probably about a day or two and $100. 1,000 economists disagree with me, but that's because they are paid Soros actors with political agendas.
- Fox News EVERY FU€KING DAY
- Fox News EVERY FU€KING DAY
The DOJ's latest headline is so idiotic & illegal, its like the DOJ just said its legal to r@pe or kill anyone with red hair. Why are we letting these moronic criminals continue? We CANNOT wait allow 14 more months of their crimes.
September 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The DOJ's latest headline is so idiotic & illegal, its like the DOJ just said its legal to r@pe or kill anyone with red hair. Why are we letting these moronic criminals continue? We CANNOT wait allow 14 more months of their crimes.
Someone posted a screenshot of the fake news.
September 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Someone posted a screenshot of the fake news.
Do you think TACO would save cancer kids if they were sexy enough?
August 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Do you think TACO would save cancer kids if they were sexy enough?