American Guy Next Door
@formerlyknownasus.bsky.social
Seasonal fruit picker @ $4/hr supplemented by Soros-paid gigs pretending I'm angry about Trump, Musk, the GOP, & the Supreme Court shredding the Constitution. #nokings
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As a fully actualized adult American, the past 9 months of lawlessness has been horrific. What's worse than realizing a significant majority of political leaders, judges, & journalists have zero morals or standards is contemplating the permanent and lasting effects this will have on our youth.
Hello morons, in case you were unaware, biased media can influence you. 40 yrs ago, journalist-chosen photos of candidates determined who won. Now AI is slightly smarter, and 5 Billionaires control 80 of apps/media/info.
If you think you aren't influenced, YOU are a MORON.
If you think you aren't influenced, YOU are a MORON.
New study finds AI chatbots can influence some Canadians to change their vote
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
New study finds AI chatbots can influence some Canadians to change their vote | CBC News
Talking with an AI chatbot can successfully convince people to change their votes and could affect the outcome of future elections, according to a newly published study. However, Canada has few, if an...
www.cbc.ca
December 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Hello morons, in case you were unaware, biased media can influence you. 40 yrs ago, journalist-chosen photos of candidates determined who won. Now AI is slightly smarter, and 5 Billionaires control 80 of apps/media/info.
If you think you aren't influenced, YOU are a MORON.
If you think you aren't influenced, YOU are a MORON.
If any MAGA are wondering why their energy prices are up, just tell them it's because of Bill Clinton. At this point, I am 100% sure they will believe it. Bill Clinton is PRECISELY why your energy prices have skyrocketed in 2025. Voting Trump a 3rd term will solve it, though. He promises.
A spokesperson for former President Bill Clinton accused federal officials of “using selective releases to imply wrongdoing” and called on the Department of Justice to immediately release any remaining Epstein-related materials that refer to, mention, or depict Clinton.
December 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
If any MAGA are wondering why their energy prices are up, just tell them it's because of Bill Clinton. At this point, I am 100% sure they will believe it. Bill Clinton is PRECISELY why your energy prices have skyrocketed in 2025. Voting Trump a 3rd term will solve it, though. He promises.
Forbes starts new trend of combining "completely" and "lied" into one word, "complied".
The Trump administration complied with a federal law requiring them to release the files.
Epstein Files Released: Here’s Everything We Know (Live Updates)
The Trump administration complied with a federal law requiring them to release the files.
www.forbes.com
December 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Forbes starts new trend of combining "completely" and "lied" into one word, "complied".
Congrats! It is Dec 20th and officially 11 months into this lawless regime. We could blame Republican Senators, SCOTUS, & the media for allowing and enabling, but as of today, I think us Americans are now complicit as well. Let's just keep watching crimes occur and pretending we will vote it away.
December 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Congrats! It is Dec 20th and officially 11 months into this lawless regime. We could blame Republican Senators, SCOTUS, & the media for allowing and enabling, but as of today, I think us Americans are now complicit as well. Let's just keep watching crimes occur and pretending we will vote it away.
Hi FBI, I have evidence of a white wealthy man sexually assaulting kids.
FBI: Cool cool cool, that's legal and fine.
Meanwhile, a brown American man decides to sit on his back porch and 12 Jan 6thrs in swat gear tase him, destroy his house, ziptie his kids, and steal his valuables.
This is America
FBI: Cool cool cool, that's legal and fine.
Meanwhile, a brown American man decides to sit on his back porch and 12 Jan 6thrs in swat gear tase him, destroy his house, ziptie his kids, and steal his valuables.
This is America
HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files:
Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.
The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.
The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hi FBI, I have evidence of a white wealthy man sexually assaulting kids.
FBI: Cool cool cool, that's legal and fine.
Meanwhile, a brown American man decides to sit on his back porch and 12 Jan 6thrs in swat gear tase him, destroy his house, ziptie his kids, and steal his valuables.
This is America
FBI: Cool cool cool, that's legal and fine.
Meanwhile, a brown American man decides to sit on his back porch and 12 Jan 6thrs in swat gear tase him, destroy his house, ziptie his kids, and steal his valuables.
This is America
Meanwhile Musk: "My Tesla Swasticars can drive themselves and take care of menial tasks around the house!."
Braindead racist idiots: "BUY MORE STOCK!"
Braindead racist idiots: "BUY MORE STOCK!"
iRobot’s collapse marks the end of an era. Co-founder Colin Angle calls it a blow for robotics.
Read more from @jp2e.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/tech/844964/...
Read more from @jp2e.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/tech/844964/...
December 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Meanwhile Musk: "My Tesla Swasticars can drive themselves and take care of menial tasks around the house!."
Braindead racist idiots: "BUY MORE STOCK!"
Braindead racist idiots: "BUY MORE STOCK!"
Reminds me of Fox News.
December 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Reminds me of Fox News.
Yesterday Trump's White House demanded States not interfere with AI growth, then immediately interfered with AI growth by demanding AI avoid reality if it wants to work with the Federal gov't.
www.axios.com/2025/12/11/w...
www.axios.com/2025/12/11/w...
White House issues federal agency guidance against "woke" AI
Company contracts with the federal government could be at risk if LLMs are seen as violating the guidelines.
www.axios.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Yesterday Trump's White House demanded States not interfere with AI growth, then immediately interfered with AI growth by demanding AI avoid reality if it wants to work with the Federal gov't.
www.axios.com/2025/12/11/w...
www.axios.com/2025/12/11/w...
If Schumer and Jeffries can't manipulate just a few Republicans to impeach a war criminal felon pedo, why should they be successful with tax credits?
We live in the dumbest timeline.
We live in the dumbest timeline.
Since we can’t ever expect Mike Johnson to do the right thing, we’re forcing a vote on extending ACA tax credits. And we only need four more members to sign the petition to make it happen.
Help us move the needle!
Help us move the needle!
Tell Congress: Support discharge petition to force vote on ACA tax credits
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If Schumer and Jeffries can't manipulate just a few Republicans to impeach a war criminal felon pedo, why should they be successful with tax credits?
We live in the dumbest timeline.
We live in the dumbest timeline.
Catching up on this week's news:
SCOTUS legalizes racism.
Republican politicians state the LITERAL textbook definition of a war crime is NOT a war crime.
Crazy dude mislead by FOX News fantasy of 2020 election tried to blow up BOTH party HQ's. Despite $700mil penalty, FOX keeps lying.
SCOTUS legalizes racism.
Republican politicians state the LITERAL textbook definition of a war crime is NOT a war crime.
Crazy dude mislead by FOX News fantasy of 2020 election tried to blow up BOTH party HQ's. Despite $700mil penalty, FOX keeps lying.
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Catching up on this week's news:
SCOTUS legalizes racism.
Republican politicians state the LITERAL textbook definition of a war crime is NOT a war crime.
Crazy dude mislead by FOX News fantasy of 2020 election tried to blow up BOTH party HQ's. Despite $700mil penalty, FOX keeps lying.
SCOTUS legalizes racism.
Republican politicians state the LITERAL textbook definition of a war crime is NOT a war crime.
Crazy dude mislead by FOX News fantasy of 2020 election tried to blow up BOTH party HQ's. Despite $700mil penalty, FOX keeps lying.
If you're having trouble comprehending the below, you might be a journalist or employed by mainstream media.
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If you're having trouble comprehending the below, you might be a journalist or employed by mainstream media.
I'll sleep easier knowing MAGA is so dumb they can't differentiate turtles from humans.
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'll sleep easier knowing MAGA is so dumb they can't differentiate turtles from humans.
This Thanksgiving, try turning off social media/news for a few hours. I promise Trump will have done something horrible in the meantime for us to come back to and be upset about.
If you are stuck with family who are ICE, you know what to do - have those hard conversations & make some good trouble.
If you are stuck with family who are ICE, you know what to do - have those hard conversations & make some good trouble.
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This Thanksgiving, try turning off social media/news for a few hours. I promise Trump will have done something horrible in the meantime for us to come back to and be upset about.
If you are stuck with family who are ICE, you know what to do - have those hard conversations & make some good trouble.
If you are stuck with family who are ICE, you know what to do - have those hard conversations & make some good trouble.
The company Tesla has been failing to sell its $#!tty swasticars for 10 months while promising racist robots that will soon replace your nonexistent slaves, so I guess it IS worth $1.34 TRILLION @ a PE ratio of 285 years of profits.
...Or maybe it shouldn't be part of the SP500?
...Or maybe it shouldn't be part of the SP500?
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The company Tesla has been failing to sell its $#!tty swasticars for 10 months while promising racist robots that will soon replace your nonexistent slaves, so I guess it IS worth $1.34 TRILLION @ a PE ratio of 285 years of profits.
...Or maybe it shouldn't be part of the SP500?
...Or maybe it shouldn't be part of the SP500?
Why did DOGE disband early? Hint: they did a bunch of domestic terrorism and are now covering their tracks.
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
www.reuters.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Why did DOGE disband early? Hint: they did a bunch of domestic terrorism and are now covering their tracks.
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
My favorite part is that so many of them dressed up in suedo-home-depot-uniforms, so it looks like employees protesting and plays on the ICE wearing fake nonsense that is not clearly identifiable.
Wanna go kidnap someone? Just throw on some masked military garb and refuse to present a warrant or ID
Wanna go kidnap someone? Just throw on some masked military garb and refuse to present a warrant or ID
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My favorite part is that so many of them dressed up in suedo-home-depot-uniforms, so it looks like employees protesting and plays on the ICE wearing fake nonsense that is not clearly identifiable.
Wanna go kidnap someone? Just throw on some masked military garb and refuse to present a warrant or ID
Wanna go kidnap someone? Just throw on some masked military garb and refuse to present a warrant or ID
My main concern with waiting another year to vote to stop the crime spree is that doing so will appear to lessen the horror of these crimes (from the perspective of the oblivious). This isn't a disagreement in policy, this is a catastrophic dismemberment of the American Constitution and our values.
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My main concern with waiting another year to vote to stop the crime spree is that doing so will appear to lessen the horror of these crimes (from the perspective of the oblivious). This isn't a disagreement in policy, this is a catastrophic dismemberment of the American Constitution and our values.
Marjorie Taylor-Greene wasn't able to last DAYS dealing with the Rightwing threats to a WHITE WOMAN.
@crockett.house.gov is a superhero in a class by herself. Got any tips for MTG to be less of a snowflake?
@crockett.house.gov is a superhero in a class by herself. Got any tips for MTG to be less of a snowflake?
Rep. Jasmine Crockett has released receipts that reveal that ProPublica has reported that Kristi Noem secretly diverted hundreds of millions of dollars in Department of Homeland Security funds to a consulting firm affiliated with her own campaign.
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Marjorie Taylor-Greene wasn't able to last DAYS dealing with the Rightwing threats to a WHITE WOMAN.
@crockett.house.gov is a superhero in a class by herself. Got any tips for MTG to be less of a snowflake?
@crockett.house.gov is a superhero in a class by herself. Got any tips for MTG to be less of a snowflake?
Free Speech in Utah is great again!
You know your University is at the forefront of education when you aren't allowed to talk about racism because white nationalist supremacists are actively working to implement slavery again through private prisons.
You know your University is at the forefront of education when you aren't allowed to talk about racism because white nationalist supremacists are actively working to implement slavery again through private prisons.
This week, I withdrew from a speaking engagement at a public university because they sent me a list of prohibited “words & concepts.” I will not humor this censorship. It does a disservice to the stories I’m discussing & the audience, who deserve unfettered access to information & conversation.
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Free Speech in Utah is great again!
You know your University is at the forefront of education when you aren't allowed to talk about racism because white nationalist supremacists are actively working to implement slavery again through private prisons.
You know your University is at the forefront of education when you aren't allowed to talk about racism because white nationalist supremacists are actively working to implement slavery again through private prisons.
Republican Representatives of the House and Senate: YOU'RE FIRED!
The below tweens have more political backbone than ANY of you. I didn't elect a bunch of kids to stand up for the Constitution and U.S. LAW, but I sure am glad they are doing for free what you are paid - yet failing - to do.
The below tweens have more political backbone than ANY of you. I didn't elect a bunch of kids to stand up for the Constitution and U.S. LAW, but I sure am glad they are doing for free what you are paid - yet failing - to do.
Powerful 💪
These kids organized a walkout today, standing up against ICE.
Raleigh Durham
These kids organized a walkout today, standing up against ICE.
Raleigh Durham
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Republican Representatives of the House and Senate: YOU'RE FIRED!
The below tweens have more political backbone than ANY of you. I didn't elect a bunch of kids to stand up for the Constitution and U.S. LAW, but I sure am glad they are doing for free what you are paid - yet failing - to do.
The below tweens have more political backbone than ANY of you. I didn't elect a bunch of kids to stand up for the Constitution and U.S. LAW, but I sure am glad they are doing for free what you are paid - yet failing - to do.
I remember that time Obama said, "Shut up, fat cow!" to a female reporter, and Fox News spent days commending Obama on his virility and superior masculinity.
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I remember that time Obama said, "Shut up, fat cow!" to a female reporter, and Fox News spent days commending Obama on his virility and superior masculinity.
Forbes next article: Gravity causes autism. Foreward by RFKjr's brainworm.
AI’s impact on employment is negligible, a new study asserts.
AI’s Impact On Employment Is Negligible, Study Asserts
Money keeps pouring into AI and technology-related investments, but there is no evidence at this point as to its impact on jobs one way or another.
www.forbes.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Forbes next article: Gravity causes autism. Foreward by RFKjr's brainworm.
In case you missed it...
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
In case you missed it...
Just give ICE a sweet VR setup where they can be racist and kidnap with abandon, and they won't even realize they are in prison for their heinous crimes.
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Just give ICE a sweet VR setup where they can be racist and kidnap with abandon, and they won't even realize they are in prison for their heinous crimes.
Feeling down today? Realize Bill Ackman - a Billionaire - thinks women are attracted to his personality. He is so confident having Billions of dollars has nothing to do with dating that he gave dating advice to all young men. Whatever mistake you made today - at least you aren't that stupid.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Feeling down today? Realize Bill Ackman - a Billionaire - thinks women are attracted to his personality. He is so confident having Billions of dollars has nothing to do with dating that he gave dating advice to all young men. Whatever mistake you made today - at least you aren't that stupid.