formula-juan.bsky.social
@formula-juan.bsky.social
I never got this algo to fit my personality
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
KD and WW3? Hell of a year for Rockets
June 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Late night research hours
June 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Just found out Kendrick Lamar and Drake are both gonna be at the Kids Choice Awards 6/21/25, don’t remember the last time I watched that
May 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Somebody That I Used To Know
Gotye, Kimbra · Making Mirrors · Song · 2011
open.spotify.com
May 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all
May 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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greek food is superior idc don’t @ me. imma slut for my mediterranean food 🤌🏼
April 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Just heard a guy at the bar tell his date he wants 8 kids, in this economy?!
April 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What ever happened to Tiddy Tuesday? We used to be a proper country
April 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
All sins are legal now right? Like the purge?
April 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sure I have red flags but it’s gonna feel like 6 flags when my tongue is in that booty
April 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I need a baddie in my life
April 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
👀👎😪
April 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Your mom
April 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Forgetting to switch to the burner last night was dumb af lmao sorry
April 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Absolutely no way the night went the way it did last night, how did I pull that off lmfao
April 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Why is the whitest dive bar in town playing Por Tu Maldito Amor
April 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I wanna make somebody giggle 24/7
April 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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The great state of 'Louisnana' wants to get rid of the Department of Education.
March 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Religion in school? Ok, but I want the IRS in the church
March 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Can’t sleep, up trading crypto while sipping on Wawa Arnold Palmer and nibbling on a Colombian cheese stuffed croissant
March 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I put my hand on the stove
March 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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I still need my ass ate for the 1 time
March 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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My stocks are red bring the DEI training back
February 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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What I don't get is antivax peppers.

MOTHERFUCKER WHAT SITUATION OF SOCIETAL COLLAPSE ARE YOU PREPARING FOR. You've got a bleed kit in every backseat pocket and you can't think THIS part through???
February 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM