Evening Forest News
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Evening Forest News
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News from the forest. A running journal of the most venal time ever. In mockery is strength, since GOPers are so dainty. Satire. 23,700+ people laugh daily watching this at https://www.tiktok.com/@eveningforestnews?_t=ZT-8y8B5greaCl&_r=1
2 things in common with the pope is 2 more than my acquaintances would have guessed.
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
To be so hung up on hurting people is a weird belief. This country can afford to be decent, yet 49 percent insist on not being so, egged on by Fox News and creepy greedy life losers like Ackman and Musk, so they’re in charge half the time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Defaced Subway Ad as a lifestyle!
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
It’s like if Groucho Marx weren’t funny, and was an asshole.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Strong Dianne Feinstein energy - I just love my club, no idea what I’m doing here.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Might even be a bill of attainder. I love it — let’s talk more next year about the failed GOP insurrection.
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Anyone dumb enough to file this suit first needs to reclaim Marsha Blackburn’s senatorial dunce cap.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
FWIW, this one is good, IMO.
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I am very upset about the joke I would make about this but can’t share here.
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The Supreme Court is also working on a deal to get Swiss Tariffs lower.
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Discovery in those cases would be hilarious — dumber than Marsha Blackburn would be the standard for filing one.
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The ACA was a republican idea, enacted by a republican governor who ran as the republican candidate for president. But they’ve moved on to urine spritzers and dead bear kabobs.
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This branding was aided by the shutdown, so I’m not as furious as I was last November. The fat orange moon is waning, and he broke his “stupid party” (his own term for the GOP, yesterday).
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Thanks for framing. Being mad at the situation is different from being mad at feeding 1 in 8 Americans, paying federal workers, locking in SNAP, and teeing up another shutdown. Goals achieved include: crystallizing GOP priorities and failures, election wipeout, running down trmp’s clock to Lame Duck
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Orange nudes for Christmas! #epsteinchristmas
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Thanks to all who joined - I learned a lot and enjoyed your company, a cool community!
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM