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News from the forest. A running journal of the most venal time ever. In mockery is strength, since GOPers are so dainty. Satire. 23,700+ people laugh daily watching this at https://www.tiktok.com/@eveningforestnews?_t=ZT-8y8B5greaCl&_r=1
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Karoline Leavitt, 28, Called Out for ‘Photoshopping’ Husband, 60. Witty news commentary! My take on politics. News you can trust while having a good laugh.#politicalsatire #karolineleavitt2025 #magacu...
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Karoline Levitt Airbushes Halloween, and her Antediluvian Husband! #dementiadon #leavitt #elderlydad
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WHITE HOUSE PARDONS TURKEY THAT WAS ONCE AMERICA’S MAYOR
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
WHITE HOUSE PARDONS TURKEY THAT WAS ONCE AMERICA’S MAYOR
Turd-duckin Don Trump Teams Up With Walmart to Sling Cheapass Thanksgiving Dinner!
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Satire, political comedy, News update, satirical commentary.President Donald Trump keeps touting the fact that Walmart’s promotional Thanksgiving meal basket is cheaper this year than it was last year...
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November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Turd-duckin Don Trump Teams Up With Walmart to Sling Cheapass Thanksgiving Dinner!
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Don Trump’s Oval Office Nap Time Interrupted By Another Unconscious Geezer!
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11/9/2025 Satire, political comedy, Dr Oz, RFKjr, Trump falls asleep, news update. Donald Trump has been called 'Dozy Don' once again by Governor of California Gavin Newsom after the President was cau...
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November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Don Trump’s Oval Office Nap Time Interrupted By Another Unconscious Geezer!
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We can do better. We’ve got like 300 million Americans who are stroke free and ready to work.
Between the president and sen fetterman the whole “government by stroke victim” has taken a hit during this.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
We can do better. We’ve got like 300 million Americans who are stroke free and ready to work.
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“AIR-FORCE WHEELBARROW ONE” TO FERRY PRESIDENT FROM TARMAC STAIRS TO WAITING LIMO, DUMP HIM IN THERE LIKE SACK OF YAMS
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“AIR-FORCE WHEELBARROW ONE” TO FERRY PRESIDENT FROM TARMAC STAIRS TO WAITING LIMO, DUMP HIM IN THERE LIKE SACK OF YAMS
“AIR-FORCE WHEELBARROW ONE” TO FERRY PRESIDENT FROM TARMAC STAIRS TO WAITING LIMO, DUMP HIM IN THERE LIKE SACK OF YAMS
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“AIR-FORCE WHEELBARROW ONE” TO FERRY PRESIDENT FROM TARMAC STAIRS TO WAITING LIMO, DUMP HIM IN THERE LIKE SACK OF YAMS
We can do better. We’ve got like 300 million Americans who are stroke free and ready to work.
Between the president and sen fetterman the whole “government by stroke victim” has taken a hit during this.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
We can do better. We’ve got like 300 million Americans who are stroke free and ready to work.
Don Trump’s Oval Office Nap Time Interrupted By Another Unconscious Geezer!
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11/9/2025 Satire, political comedy, Dr Oz, RFKjr, Trump falls asleep, news update. Donald Trump has been called 'Dozy Don' once again by Governor of California Gavin Newsom after the President was cau...
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November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Don Trump’s Oval Office Nap Time Interrupted By Another Unconscious Geezer!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMtXG3eu/
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To the over half a million people who have watched this one so far, thank you! I look forward to meeting each of you, over time!
Karoline Levitt Airbushes Halloween, and her Antediluvian Husband! #dementiadon #leavitt #elderlydad
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Karoline Leavitt, 28, Called Out for ‘Photoshopping’ Husband, 60. Witty news commentary! My take on politics. News you can trust while having a good laugh.#politicalsatire #karolineleavitt2025 #magacu...
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November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
To the over half a million people who have watched this one so far, thank you! I look forward to meeting each of you, over time!
Bluesky, the Evening Forest Newsroom is going live today, Sunday, at 5 on Tik Tok! Will be weird, but a chance to join a growing community of nice normal people who recognize that In Mockery Is Strength!
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Bluesky, the Evening Forest Newsroom is going live today, Sunday, at 5 on Tik Tok! Will be weird, but a chance to join a growing community of nice normal people who recognize that In Mockery Is Strength!
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“DO WHAT I SAY OR THE BABY GETS IT — BABY FOOD, I MEAN” - trump Supreme Court brief #gopunchristian
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“DO WHAT I SAY OR THE BABY GETS IT — BABY FOOD, I MEAN” - trump Supreme Court brief #gopunchristian
“DO WHAT I SAY OR THE BABY GETS IT — BABY FOOD, I MEAN” - trump Supreme Court brief #gopunchristian
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“DO WHAT I SAY OR THE BABY GETS IT — BABY FOOD, I MEAN” - trump Supreme Court brief #gopunchristian
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OVAL OFFICE FART CLOUD CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
OVAL OFFICE FART CLOUD CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM
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photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
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Bucktooth Billionaire with the Bent Balpeen is Putting More Taxi, Less Robo, in his Robotaxi! #musk #teslaincelclub #robotaxifail #ketakab
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Political satire and comedy news update. Why cry when you can laugh at the absurdity. Tesla has yet to solve unsupervised autonomous driving and Tesla Cybercab spotted with steering wheel raises quest...
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November 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Bucktooth Billionaire with the Bent Balpeen is Putting More Taxi, Less Robo, in his Robotaxi! #musk #teslaincelclub #robotaxifail #ketakab
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Bucktooth Billionaire with the Bent Balpeen is Putting More Taxi, Less Robo, in his Robotaxi! #musk #teslaincelclub #robotaxifail #ketakab
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMsybBrf/
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Political satire and comedy news update. Why cry when you can laugh at the absurdity. Tesla has yet to solve unsupervised autonomous driving and Tesla Cybercab spotted with steering wheel raises quest...
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November 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Bucktooth Billionaire with the Bent Balpeen is Putting More Taxi, Less Robo, in his Robotaxi! #musk #teslaincelclub #robotaxifail #ketakab
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Here is another post I’ll brag about in the future: 1. WH Dr Ronny accused Biden of taking Adderall and Provigil. 2. Every accusation… 3. Those two drugs can cause a sweaty face 4. Those together also greatly increase stroke risk. 5. Trmp’s face looks like a shiny Dali painting. Res ipsa strokitur.
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Here is another post I’ll brag about in the future: 1. WH Dr Ronny accused Biden of taking Adderall and Provigil. 2. Every accusation… 3. Those two drugs can cause a sweaty face 4. Those together also greatly increase stroke risk. 5. Trmp’s face looks like a shiny Dali painting. Res ipsa strokitur.
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
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November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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WALMART THANKSGIVING MEAL CONTAINS 6 FEWER ITEMS FOR 2 MORE PEOPLE - SHOPPERS CAN ADD 6 CANS OF MEOW MIX #trumpeconomy #gopfail #walmart
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
WALMART THANKSGIVING MEAL CONTAINS 6 FEWER ITEMS FOR 2 MORE PEOPLE - SHOPPERS CAN ADD 6 CANS OF MEOW MIX #trumpeconomy #gopfail #walmart
OVAL OFFICE FART CLOUD CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
OVAL OFFICE FART CLOUD CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM
WALMART THANKSGIVING MEAL CONTAINS 6 FEWER ITEMS FOR 2 MORE PEOPLE - SHOPPERS CAN ADD 6 CANS OF MEOW MIX #trumpeconomy #gopfail #walmart
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
WALMART THANKSGIVING MEAL CONTAINS 6 FEWER ITEMS FOR 2 MORE PEOPLE - SHOPPERS CAN ADD 6 CANS OF MEOW MIX #trumpeconomy #gopfail #walmart
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Who needs msm when you have Nostradamus right here?
He loses 6-3. Alito, Dongsilver, maybe one of the 2 newbies are all he gets. But Fed Soc respects Fed Soc.
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Who needs msm when you have Nostradamus right here?
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November 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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MILLIONS OF AMERICAN BALLOTS, WHEN HELD UP TO A LIGHT, READ “GO F*CK YOURSELF”
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
MILLIONS OF AMERICAN BALLOTS, WHEN HELD UP TO A LIGHT, READ “GO F*CK YOURSELF”