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News from the forest. A running journal of the most venal time ever. In mockery is strength, since GOPers are so dainty. Satire. 23,700+ people laugh daily watching this at https://www.tiktok.com/@eveningforestnews?_t=ZT-8y8B5greaCl&_r=1
WHITE HOUSE PARDONS TURKEY THAT WAS ONCE AMERICA’S MAYOR
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Turd-duckin Don Trump Teams Up With Walmart to Sling Cheapass Thanksgiving Dinner!

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Satire, political comedy, News update, satirical commentary.President Donald Trump keeps touting the fact that Walmart’s promotional Thanksgiving meal basket is cheaper this year than it was last year...
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November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Don Trump’s Oval Office Nap Time Interrupted By Another Unconscious Geezer!

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11/9/2025 Satire, political comedy, Dr Oz, RFKjr, Trump falls asleep, news update. Donald Trump has been called 'Dozy Don' once again by Governor of California Gavin Newsom after the President was cau...
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November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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We can do better. We’ve got like 300 million Americans who are stroke free and ready to work.
Between the president and sen fetterman the whole “government by stroke victim” has taken a hit during this.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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“AIR-FORCE WHEELBARROW ONE” TO FERRY PRESIDENT FROM TARMAC STAIRS TO WAITING LIMO, DUMP HIM IN THERE LIKE SACK OF YAMS
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“AIR-FORCE WHEELBARROW ONE” TO FERRY PRESIDENT FROM TARMAC STAIRS TO WAITING LIMO, DUMP HIM IN THERE LIKE SACK OF YAMS
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
We can do better. We’ve got like 300 million Americans who are stroke free and ready to work.
Between the president and sen fetterman the whole “government by stroke victim” has taken a hit during this.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Don Trump’s Oval Office Nap Time Interrupted By Another Unconscious Geezer!

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11/9/2025 Satire, political comedy, Dr Oz, RFKjr, Trump falls asleep, news update. Donald Trump has been called 'Dozy Don' once again by Governor of California Gavin Newsom after the President was cau...
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November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
To the over half a million people who have watched this one so far, thank you! I look forward to meeting each of you, over time!
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Bluesky, the Evening Forest Newsroom is going live today, Sunday, at 5 on Tik Tok! Will be weird, but a chance to join a growing community of nice normal people who recognize that In Mockery Is Strength!
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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“DO WHAT I SAY OR THE BABY GETS IT — BABY FOOD, I MEAN” - trump Supreme Court brief #gopunchristian
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“DO WHAT I SAY OR THE BABY GETS IT — BABY FOOD, I MEAN” - trump Supreme Court brief #gopunchristian
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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OVAL OFFICE FART CLOUD CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Bucktooth Billionaire with the Bent Balpeen is Putting More Taxi, Less Robo, in his Robotaxi! #musk #teslaincelclub #robotaxifail #ketakab

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Political satire and comedy news update. Why cry when you can laugh at the absurdity. Tesla has yet to solve unsupervised autonomous driving and Tesla Cybercab spotted with steering wheel raises quest...
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November 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Bucktooth Billionaire with the Bent Balpeen is Putting More Taxi, Less Robo, in his Robotaxi! #musk #teslaincelclub #robotaxifail #ketakab

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Political satire and comedy news update. Why cry when you can laugh at the absurdity. Tesla has yet to solve unsupervised autonomous driving and Tesla Cybercab spotted with steering wheel raises quest...
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November 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Here is another post I’ll brag about in the future: 1. WH Dr Ronny accused Biden of taking Adderall and Provigil. 2. Every accusation… 3. Those two drugs can cause a sweaty face 4. Those together also greatly increase stroke risk. 5. Trmp’s face looks like a shiny Dali painting. Res ipsa strokitur.
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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WALMART THANKSGIVING MEAL CONTAINS 6 FEWER ITEMS FOR 2 MORE PEOPLE - SHOPPERS CAN ADD 6 CANS OF MEOW MIX #trumpeconomy #gopfail #walmart
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
OVAL OFFICE FART CLOUD CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Turkey Prices UP 70 percent. Don’t fucking lie, fucking liars:

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Sticker shock: Cost of turkey up 75% over last year - WTOP News
With 5 million fewer turkeys raised in the U.S. this year due to avian flu, wholesale prices have jumped 75%, averaging $1.71 per pound.
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November 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
WALMART THANKSGIVING MEAL CONTAINS 6 FEWER ITEMS FOR 2 MORE PEOPLE - SHOPPERS CAN ADD 6 CANS OF MEOW MIX #trumpeconomy #gopfail #walmart
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Who needs msm when you have Nostradamus right here?
He loses 6-3. Alito, Dongsilver, maybe one of the 2 newbies are all he gets. But Fed Soc respects Fed Soc.
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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A+
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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MILLIONS OF AMERICAN BALLOTS, WHEN HELD UP TO A LIGHT, READ “GO F*CK YOURSELF”
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM