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· Dec 19
To paraphrase Carlin, ‘think about how stupid the average American is and then remember that half of them are dumber than that’
This is almost verbatim what was said during trump 1.0 in the worlds of the immortal George W ‘fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again’
KIMMEL, to the UK:
“.. It may not seem like it, but we love you guys. .. We’re going through a bit of a wobble right now, but we’ll come around. .. Give us about three years.”
@jimmykimmel.com
“.. It may not seem like it, but we love you guys. .. We’re going through a bit of a wobble right now, but we’ll come around. .. Give us about three years.”
@jimmykimmel.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This is almost verbatim what was said during trump 1.0 in the worlds of the immortal George W ‘fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again’
*quickly googles US Oil reserves v consumption* oh I get it.
December 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
*quickly googles US Oil reserves v consumption* oh I get it.
I am pretty confident of how it would go, but someone should take a picture of Elon and feed it through grok in the exact way he describes and see what it spits out. I’ve fully deleted my account there or id give it a try later.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I am pretty confident of how it would go, but someone should take a picture of Elon and feed it through grok in the exact way he describes and see what it spits out. I’ve fully deleted my account there or id give it a try later.
This was required listening.
I’ve spent a lot of the last three years investigating the rise of anti-trans politics. Often, it came back to the controversy over trans women athletes.
So I teamed up with @pablo.show to look into the leading figure on the issue: Riley Gaines.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202... 1/
So I teamed up with @pablo.show to look into the leading figure on the issue: Riley Gaines.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202... 1/
How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This was required listening.
BWA straight up embarrassing
ALL RISE (AGAIN).
Aaron Judge has been named the AL MVP, the third of his career.
Aaron Judge has been named the AL MVP, the third of his career.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
BWA straight up embarrassing
Travesty.
You know that’s right!
Aaron Judge is your 2025 AL MVP, winning 17 of the 30 first-place votes.
Aaron Judge is your 2025 AL MVP, winning 17 of the 30 first-place votes.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Travesty.
And again the better team lost. Baseball will baseball and hat tip to the dodgers for playing close enough to as well as the jays that they were able to luckbox the ship.
Really shitty way to end the game the jays have been SO MUCH better than the dodgers through six that just getting to game 7 has been extremely unlucky.
November 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
And again the better team lost. Baseball will baseball and hat tip to the dodgers for playing close enough to as well as the jays that they were able to luckbox the ship.
Really shitty way to end the game the jays have been SO MUCH better than the dodgers through six that just getting to game 7 has been extremely unlucky.
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Really shitty way to end the game the jays have been SO MUCH better than the dodgers through six that just getting to game 7 has been extremely unlucky.
I want an @umpscorecard.bsky.social for this game because it definitely feels like +1.2 dodgers
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I want an @umpscorecard.bsky.social for this game because it definitely feels like +1.2 dodgers
You have to wear that pitch
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You have to wear that pitch
Needed to be inch perfect… but I hate that out
October 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Needed to be inch perfect… but I hate that out
Do we have an accord?
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Do we have an accord?
Like any hack golfer on a hole with water he aimed as far away from there as he could but still ended up in the drink.
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Like any hack golfer on a hole with water he aimed as far away from there as he could but still ended up in the drink.
Surprised they didn’t find a safe call at the plate
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Surprised they didn’t find a safe call at the plate
I fucking hate go transit
October 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I fucking hate go transit
The thing that’s weird to me is the party that rails against taxes is voluntarily taxing themselves
The money Trump’s nepo-baby friend contributed from his inheritance was enough to cover several hours of DOD salaries.
Can we stop the performative stunts now and negotiate?
Can we stop the performative stunts now and negotiate?
October 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The thing that’s weird to me is the party that rails against taxes is voluntarily taxing themselves
-230 favourites for the series. I swear people don’t even watch baseball
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
-230 favourites for the series. I swear people don’t even watch baseball
Decent list missing @wilnerness.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Decent list missing @wilnerness.bsky.social
I wanted more Bieber!
October 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I wanted more Bieber!
This is both alarming and could explain a lot
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is both alarming and could explain a lot
Take a moment to imagine if 27 fishermen from Ingonish or Cheticamp were bombed. It would be covered on a wholly different level.
There is no statute of limitations for murder, including under UCMJ.
Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.
October 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Take a moment to imagine if 27 fishermen from Ingonish or Cheticamp were bombed. It would be covered on a wholly different level.
43 times this year the blue jays won 4 of 5
2025 Blue Jays game-by-game record:
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October 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
43 times this year the blue jays won 4 of 5
I remember the jays going 0-2 at home:
a baseball game is being played in front of a mlb network sign
Alt: Jose Bautista bat flip .gif
media.tenor.com
October 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I remember the jays going 0-2 at home: