ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ Beepleton ♡
@fosterthebeeple.bsky.social
“birds! or as I like to call them, beeple” 🐓🦃🦜🕊️
maree | 36 | queer | she/they
Professional dog groomer, poultry wrangler, and all-around bird nerd
maree | 36 | queer | she/they
Professional dog groomer, poultry wrangler, and all-around bird nerd
Yes she eats raw eggs … June taught her where free egg snacks come from pretty early on 😅 Except June’s fav is her take on Century Eggs. Bury it in the yard like a squirrel, forget where you buried it, then rush to eat it when it explodes 🤢
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Yes she eats raw eggs … June taught her where free egg snacks come from pretty early on 😅 Except June’s fav is her take on Century Eggs. Bury it in the yard like a squirrel, forget where you buried it, then rush to eat it when it explodes 🤢
Tonight, she rushed over for her “egg tax” and I gave her 1/4 the egg shell instead of the whole thing. She started turning away with it, paused, then stared back up at me like “do you think this is a joke?!” cos she realized I didn’t give her the whole thing 😂
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Tonight, she rushed over for her “egg tax” and I gave her 1/4 the egg shell instead of the whole thing. She started turning away with it, paused, then stared back up at me like “do you think this is a joke?!” cos she realized I didn’t give her the whole thing 😂
Lexi LOVES eggs, and also eggshells, so when I’m using eggs in the kitchen the sound of one cracking is like her own personal brand of heroin
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Lexi LOVES eggs, and also eggshells, so when I’m using eggs in the kitchen the sound of one cracking is like her own personal brand of heroin
The face of a dog who somehow pocket dialed my grandma, causing a lot of confusion 😂
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The face of a dog who somehow pocket dialed my grandma, causing a lot of confusion 😂
He is a very good boy, I love him very much. He was a rescue I adopted, so he has tons of scarring from what we think was from a malfunctioning heat source or live feeding, but he has a weird immune issue that pops up once every few years and he has to go to the vet. He’s about 13 years old!
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
He is a very good boy, I love him very much. He was a rescue I adopted, so he has tons of scarring from what we think was from a malfunctioning heat source or live feeding, but he has a weird immune issue that pops up once every few years and he has to go to the vet. He’s about 13 years old!
TW snake eating !
My frozen order arrived today, so Cecil got a mouse and a chick cos I missed his last feeding. He takes 100 years to eat rodents, and literally seconds to eat chicks, but they’re not an ideal staple so moderation is key. Thankfully he’s not a picky ball python!
My frozen order arrived today, so Cecil got a mouse and a chick cos I missed his last feeding. He takes 100 years to eat rodents, and literally seconds to eat chicks, but they’re not an ideal staple so moderation is key. Thankfully he’s not a picky ball python!
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
TW snake eating !
My frozen order arrived today, so Cecil got a mouse and a chick cos I missed his last feeding. He takes 100 years to eat rodents, and literally seconds to eat chicks, but they’re not an ideal staple so moderation is key. Thankfully he’s not a picky ball python!
My frozen order arrived today, so Cecil got a mouse and a chick cos I missed his last feeding. He takes 100 years to eat rodents, and literally seconds to eat chicks, but they’re not an ideal staple so moderation is key. Thankfully he’s not a picky ball python!
I GUESS I DID PREORDER IT COS IT ARRIVED TODAY!!!! I couldn’t find the email so I thought for sure I just imagined ordering it lol
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I GUESS I DID PREORDER IT COS IT ARRIVED TODAY!!!! I couldn’t find the email so I thought for sure I just imagined ordering it lol
Happy thanksgiving from Gravy and Hotdog!
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Happy thanksgiving from Gravy and Hotdog!
Snow got into the corner of bird mansion, but for some reason when I went out there most of them were in the snow anyway???? Weirdos (it’s not too bad in there despite the chill, when the sun comes out it’s amazing in there)
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Snow got into the corner of bird mansion, but for some reason when I went out there most of them were in the snow anyway???? Weirdos (it’s not too bad in there despite the chill, when the sun comes out it’s amazing in there)
Do you ever accidentally blind your pet with the flash and their expression after is so judgemental 😅 she WAS sleeping
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Do you ever accidentally blind your pet with the flash and their expression after is so judgemental 😅 she WAS sleeping
The lights go off at 7 and Rotisserie is pretty sure he’s sleeping in the cubby tonight 😂
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The lights go off at 7 and Rotisserie is pretty sure he’s sleeping in the cubby tonight 😂
He’s like a sourpatch kid, he can be so mean and then he can be the sweetest thing
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
He’s like a sourpatch kid, he can be so mean and then he can be the sweetest thing
This is your sign to get your leopard gecko a coconut bed 🥺
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This is your sign to get your leopard gecko a coconut bed 🥺
The chunk I took out of my pinky finger with the brick is very detrimental to grooming dogs, if anyone was wondering 😂
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The chunk I took out of my pinky finger with the brick is very detrimental to grooming dogs, if anyone was wondering 😂
Sound up for the soundtrack to every single night and morning 🥺 she doesn’t stop purring, I swear
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Sound up for the soundtrack to every single night and morning 🥺 she doesn’t stop purring, I swear
Rotisserie is from the school of “marinating is bathing”
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Rotisserie is from the school of “marinating is bathing”
Trying to take cute pics of him always ends up with his face as close to the camera as possible cos I might be bringing snacks
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Trying to take cute pics of him always ends up with his face as close to the camera as possible cos I might be bringing snacks
Got some new plants to make myself feel better about my insane work schedule. A cute little calathea with some browning, and a camo diffenbachia because one giant plant is apparently not enough lol
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Got some new plants to make myself feel better about my insane work schedule. A cute little calathea with some browning, and a camo diffenbachia because one giant plant is apparently not enough lol
Creepy creature living in my house skulking around ominously until I make eye contact with her
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Creepy creature living in my house skulking around ominously until I make eye contact with her
Contemplating life in the tube
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Contemplating life in the tube
Crimes were performed tonight as Rotisserie took the ring right off my finger and then ran off with it 😂
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Crimes were performed tonight as Rotisserie took the ring right off my finger and then ran off with it 😂
If anyone has tricks to light ikea kallax shelves … it’s not super important, my invert pets don’t care (and probably prefer to be out of the light) but sometimes it’s nice to see my bugs !!! And the dark little boxes make that hard lol
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If anyone has tricks to light ikea kallax shelves … it’s not super important, my invert pets don’t care (and probably prefer to be out of the light) but sometimes it’s nice to see my bugs !!! And the dark little boxes make that hard lol
It’s a lazy weekend for us - working 10 hour days has been awful for me and I just need a totally lazy 48 hours to recharge 🙏
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It’s a lazy weekend for us - working 10 hour days has been awful for me and I just need a totally lazy 48 hours to recharge 🙏
Leopard geckos are some of the cutest reptiles on the planet, they’re little lizard-cats with permanent smiles, absolute peak animal design
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Leopard geckos are some of the cutest reptiles on the planet, they’re little lizard-cats with permanent smiles, absolute peak animal design
He actually likes the coconut 🥺
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
He actually likes the coconut 🥺