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General Alister Azimuth
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Four-Bolt Magistrate of the Lombax Praetorian Guard and an elder councilman for the Center for Advanced Lombax Research.
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The only state of play that matters is securing the clock
February 13, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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Mags, 11:30 AM, February 24th.
Entering the town of The Hollow, five miles south of the Volgram Pass border, twelve miles west of Molonoth.

I've never seen so many jump pads in my life.

As F. Croid would say, I'd rather be here than Ephemeris.
Fifty-four degrees on a slightly overcast day.
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Dear Diary,

Today I watched the sun rise through the ephemeral gossamer strands of a moth’s wings, laden by the morning dew, it shook them clean, and in that moment I was transfixed by the beauty of this galaxy and how sacred life truly is, and how tight Ratchet must be.

Yours menacingly,
Alister
January 25, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Sometimes when I see a vulllard
January 14, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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Your father and I use to fight in wars together @grindrailgroove.bsky.social - 6 of them in fact
January 14, 2026 at 11:35 AM
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LIEEEESSSSS!!!!
January 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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PLEASE! I NEED YOU! I WANT YOU! I NEED TO FEEL YOU FUR TO FUR! LET THIS CARNAL DESIRE
January 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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. @thedecadent.bsky.social we could crazy things together boy! My fur could keep you warm at night
January 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Ratchet is my bīshonen, and I his senpai.
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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If the lombaxes hadn’t left me behind, I’d be at least a 9 bolt magistrate by now, and the next Mr Kaden’s Wife 🥹
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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LIEEESSSSS
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Aphelion, show me my Kaden bulge shot highlight reel
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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I’m so alone
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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My winter coat is coming through boy, I’m warmer and fuzzier now…you could get lost in me, and I could get lost in you
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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@grindrailgroove.bsky.social No good deed goes unpunished boy
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Gleeman Vox once tried to recruit me for Dreadzone. I am not some rent boy to be bandied about for entertainment.
October 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Do you see the way Ratchet is standing? It’s a reaction to extreme sexual arousal. We are part-feline, us Lombaxes, and so we have a heightened state of sensation. To the casual onlooker, or defective robot, this may look like fear. I must stress that Ratchet and I are engaged here in something that goes far beyond the physical. I represent so much to him, a primal link between his Lombaxian heritage and the tantalising possibly of futures unknown. It would be hard for anyone to resist, but I can feel it. Even now, as the forces of our enemies work against, the energy between us is electric. The kinship we feel is alive, a hungering lust that is set to consume us unless we feed it first. My time of Torran IV…it shames me to admit, it has been long since I felt the caress of another. Ratchet, I can feel his virility, and his greenness. Intimacy with the feminine body is not unknown to him, but he hasn’t before enjoyed the power and physicality of an elder man’s touch, and I’m ready and, well, desperate to turn this page with him. Even now, he came all this way to Vorselon’s flagship to save me, when the Clock was so close to his grasp. I know it can’t have been just out of duty. Perhaps..before this is all over, we’ll have the night to spend together. We stand together now in the very heart of darkness an I scold him for something I once had, true hope. He hopes to be with me, for me to fill a void in his soul, and I hope to fill so much more. Gods, I haven’t felt this tension in so long, I - I don’t even know what to do with myself. I need to clear my mind before we can make for the clock. As I write this diary entry, I realise, it has to be tonight. I’ll go to him and steal him away from that stupid bucket of bolts, I’ll knock it out if I have to - it’ll be easy to do with Ratchet distracted by his desire. We’ll lay out under the stars, we’ll think about what our future will be, and we’ll be together. I’ll take him, then he can take me. - AA.
October 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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General Azimuth’s List of Goals once we have the Clock:

1. Save the Lombaxes.
2. Merc Percival Tachyon
3. Ensure that DEFECTIVE WARBOT is never born
4. Save Ratchet
5. Groovy lube grand opening with Mags and Kaden, and Kaden’s Wife.
6. Become 5 Bolt Magistrate
7. Gambling
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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If need be, I can assume my giant Azimuth form
October 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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@bytesizedbot.bsky.social YOU DARE TRY AND TAKE RATCHET AWAY FROM ME
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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@bytesizedbot.bsky.social IF I HAVE TO FIND EVERY LAST ZONI AND MAKE THEM TALK I WILL
October 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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@bytesizedbot.bsky.social WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE CLOCK?
October 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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I deserved to be a hall of fame character. I was never understood in my time, but with the clock, all can be as it should be
October 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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The Vullards make for good company; but I yearn for the days on fastoon with Mags, Kaden and Kaden’s wife
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Life is short, but also terribly and insufferably long. Kaden used to tell me that.
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM