General Alister Azimuth
@fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social
Four-Bolt Magistrate of the Lombax Praetorian Guard and an elder councilman for the Center for Advanced Lombax Research.
And you are nothing more than a 2 bit inventor! There’s a reason we haven’t seen you in so long. You’re nothing compared to Kaden, harlot
February 17, 2026 at 11:29 AM
And you are nothing more than a 2 bit inventor! There’s a reason we haven’t seen you in so long. You’re nothing compared to Kaden, harlot
How would you feel about wearing a Kaden mask?
February 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
How would you feel about wearing a Kaden mask?
This isn’t a good angle for you son
February 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
This isn’t a good angle for you son
That's what I need, a clean place, reasonably priced.
Oh Mags, I almost forgot.
Got to find out what kind of jump pads these are.
They're really something.
Oh Mags, I almost forgot.
Got to find out what kind of jump pads these are.
They're really something.
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
That's what I need, a clean place, reasonably priced.
Oh Mags, I almost forgot.
Got to find out what kind of jump pads these are.
They're really something.
Oh Mags, I almost forgot.
Got to find out what kind of jump pads these are.
They're really something.
I guess we're going to go up to intensive care and take a look at that Mort that crawled down the grindrail tracks off the mountain.
When I finish there l'Il be checking into a motel.
I'm sure the sheriff will be able to recommend a clean place, reasonably priced.
When I finish there l'Il be checking into a motel.
I'm sure the sheriff will be able to recommend a clean place, reasonably priced.
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I guess we're going to go up to intensive care and take a look at that Mort that crawled down the grindrail tracks off the mountain.
When I finish there l'Il be checking into a motel.
I'm sure the sheriff will be able to recommend a clean place, reasonably priced.
When I finish there l'Il be checking into a motel.
I'm sure the sheriff will be able to recommend a clean place, reasonably priced.
Damn good food.
Mags, if you ever get up this way that quasar pie is worth a stop.
Okay.
Looks like I'll be meeting up with the, ah, Sheriff Nevo Binklemeyer.
Shouldn't be too hard to remember that.
He'll be at Medical Outpost Omega.
Mags, if you ever get up this way that quasar pie is worth a stop.
Okay.
Looks like I'll be meeting up with the, ah, Sheriff Nevo Binklemeyer.
Shouldn't be too hard to remember that.
He'll be at Medical Outpost Omega.
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Damn good food.
Mags, if you ever get up this way that quasar pie is worth a stop.
Okay.
Looks like I'll be meeting up with the, ah, Sheriff Nevo Binklemeyer.
Shouldn't be too hard to remember that.
He'll be at Medical Outpost Omega.
Mags, if you ever get up this way that quasar pie is worth a stop.
Okay.
Looks like I'll be meeting up with the, ah, Sheriff Nevo Binklemeyer.
Shouldn't be too hard to remember that.
He'll be at Medical Outpost Omega.
Remind me to tell you how much that is.
Lunch was, uh, six bolts and thirty-one raritanium at the Galaxy Burger, that's on Highway Two near the Vela Sector.
That was a Horny toad sandwich on whole wheat, slice of quasar pie, and a cup of jiffy lube.
Lunch was, uh, six bolts and thirty-one raritanium at the Galaxy Burger, that's on Highway Two near the Vela Sector.
That was a Horny toad sandwich on whole wheat, slice of quasar pie, and a cup of jiffy lube.
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Remind me to tell you how much that is.
Lunch was, uh, six bolts and thirty-one raritanium at the Galaxy Burger, that's on Highway Two near the Vela Sector.
That was a Horny toad sandwich on whole wheat, slice of quasar pie, and a cup of jiffy lube.
Lunch was, uh, six bolts and thirty-one raritanium at the Galaxy Burger, that's on Highway Two near the Vela Sector.
That was a Horny toad sandwich on whole wheat, slice of quasar pie, and a cup of jiffy lube.
Darla Gratch said rain.
If you could get paid that kind of money for being wrong sixty percent of the time, it'd beat working.
Mileage is seventy-nine thousand three hundred forty-five, gauge is on reserve, riding on fumes here, l've got to tank up when I get into town.
If you could get paid that kind of money for being wrong sixty percent of the time, it'd beat working.
Mileage is seventy-nine thousand three hundred forty-five, gauge is on reserve, riding on fumes here, l've got to tank up when I get into town.
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Darla Gratch said rain.
If you could get paid that kind of money for being wrong sixty percent of the time, it'd beat working.
Mileage is seventy-nine thousand three hundred forty-five, gauge is on reserve, riding on fumes here, l've got to tank up when I get into town.
If you could get paid that kind of money for being wrong sixty percent of the time, it'd beat working.
Mileage is seventy-nine thousand three hundred forty-five, gauge is on reserve, riding on fumes here, l've got to tank up when I get into town.
*silently weeping*
January 27, 2026 at 9:48 PM
*silently weeping*
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES I WILL ATOMISE YOU
January 27, 2026 at 9:48 PM
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES I WILL ATOMISE YOU
SHOW ME PROOF BOY
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
SHOW ME PROOF BOY
LIEEEESSSSSSS!
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
LIEEEESSSSSSS!
I fought in 6 wars kid don’t try your luck
January 14, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I fought in 6 wars kid don’t try your luck
I will make you look like clatchkey
January 12, 2026 at 11:21 AM
I will make you look like clatchkey
Be silent in my presence, traitor. You and the female one are nothing
January 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Be silent in my presence, traitor. You and the female one are nothing
January 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
TAKE CONTROL AND FUEL OUR PASSION, LET US LOSE EACH OTHER IN A FLURRY OF LIMBS AND FLUID, UNTIL OUR ENERGY IS SPENT. WE CAN USE THE CLOCK TO EXIST IN THAT MOMENT FOREVER, FREED FROM THE THE LIMITATIONS OF TIME!
January 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
TAKE CONTROL AND FUEL OUR PASSION, LET US LOSE EACH OTHER IN A FLURRY OF LIMBS AND FLUID, UNTIL OUR ENERGY IS SPENT. WE CAN USE THE CLOCK TO EXIST IN THAT MOMENT FOREVER, FREED FROM THE THE LIMITATIONS OF TIME!