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Chris
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Geelong Cats. The Matildas.
Fuck Trump.
Wadawurrung land.
I've not been posting in the wake of the GF. It broke my heart, not in a 2008 way but it really hurt. The cocks who sat around us (total posing theatre-going cunts), the idiotic Brisbane karaoke wank fest, Danger and Jezz. 😭 Anyway...went to the AFLW today to see our girls win. ♥️
October 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Go Cats!!!

(getting ready to head to Melbourne soonish and won't be experiencing the day on my phone but taking it all in like such a day should... hoping to put some thoughts together later but that's probably result dependent🤞)
September 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Got my tickets to the GF. Now to jitter like a loon for a week.
September 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This game just cost me $1000... because I'm GOING TO THE GRAND FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!?
September 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
This game is killing me. #AFLCatsHawks
September 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
GO CAAAAAAAAATS!
September 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I cannot wait for tomorrow night!
September 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Cats eat birds
September 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Oh fuck I needed some cheery news this morning. 😆
September 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Dempsey with the finish #CatsvLions #AFL #Geelong finals footy
September 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Okay. My throat is absolute sandpaper. I cheered, screamed, chanted, sang like a maniac last night. Those Cats. My God. They are magnificent. We got home at about 1am (sadly can't sleep past 6am ever). We sat in the loudest crowd I think I've ever had for a Geelong match. That's saying something. 🧵
September 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Eat shit you homophobe fucks! #aflcrowpies
September 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I've always been bad/sporadic with social media (which is absolutely the best way if you do have an account)...so here's my late response to the Cats last weekend.

Bailey is definitely ramping up for September. I'm hoping he's a big game player. 🤞

Tom Atkins continues to be elite (and invisible).
August 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The men's match was good though. Sydney has had some form of late, so it felt like a statement. Stewart and Stengle are back in form. I think I'm in love with Rhys Stanley. All the boys are primed for September.
August 19, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Didn't get around to any level of recap from the weekend. Gutted for the L against North. Absolutely in it until a massive fadeaway in the last quarter. Great to see the girls out there (I watched on telly but didn't make it as I had a day in Melbourne with my daughter) & hoping for a W next week.
August 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Last night was good. I remember when Essendon were basically football royalty, so I'll never see a 40+ point win over those fuckers as anything less than brilliant. Was it perfect football from us? No. But I like that there was a challenge. Some really good signs, especially for our squad depth.
August 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Another beautiful day at KP. Loved Neale, Jezz, silky Martin, Holmes, Guthrie, Gryan.
August 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Despite efforts to rehabilitate his reputation, Toby is a total dog but the AFL emphatically looks after its pets.
July 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Might make these posts a bit less thready from now on. So... good win. Bailey worked his way into some nice form. Jezz was nuts. Loved his show. It was fun to sit up high but let's say the demographic was a bit different to what I'm used to. 😆
July 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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July 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Steven May knew exactly what he was doing. Has form. Is a dog.
July 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I haven't seen the coverage so I don't know if it's been mentioned but Bailey Smith ran what looked like a fitness test about an hour before the match. He definitely didn't seem right throughout the day, so maybe he's carrying something?
July 20, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The Suns are utter fakes. Imagine a team made up of top ten draft picks that still can't win games. #AFLCrowsSuns
July 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Great win. I get that the Saints suck but it was a bit of a danger game all the same. Mannagh played close to his best game. Jezza was brilliant, especially early. Guthrie continues his defensive reliability. Holmes was elite. Great to see Tyson back.
July 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM