There's a picture floating around showing his broken ass jaw for good measure. Thank fuck

My plans to get high and just sleep until the power comes back have been foiled. Fuck

Important note: they did not shut our power off, so we had it until the 97mph wind gusts came. So he's mad at literally nothing.

We just want to see you live your best life tbh

Dude I was walking Kartafla on a gravel road and the wind blew so hard I started sliding it was the most uncomfortable experience of my life. 0/10 do not recommend.

Our walk concluded after that 😂

Just find a baker and call it good is my vote. Cover all your bases

Oh shit, it's all coming together. Love this for yoooou 💙

You just made up a thing to be mad at, and now you created a completely useless and dumb argument that people are suddenly entrenched in their stances in, now you're taking a victory lap because of the discourse you literally created for no reason other than engagement.

Well played. But jesus

This is such a weird hill to die on

Omg we just watched this episode of bobs burgers 😂

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Oh if we're including Denver as Midwest I no longer want to fight. My whole schtick is really just that Colorado up to Denver should be considered Midwest, and the fact that it usually isn't while Chicago is upsets me.

Also, never been there (until 6 hours from now 👀) so excuse the weather dig lol

There is nothing mid about Chicago except the weather and it stand by this. Midwest is the most nonsensical geographical area we have and I will die on this hill 😂

And if you defend Chicago as Midwest, but would side eye me if I said Denver is too, then? We're throwing hands

Did I impart this anxiety onto you cause holy shit same all the time