Hitler under fire for making awkward hand gesture.

Just throwing this out there, but the Vacation movies are a multiverse and Aunt Bethany is demented and insane because somehow she tapped into all the timelines like some human Dark Tower.

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@michaelswaim.bsky.social oh thank god the Beans are finally jumping ship to Bluesky

Are we sure 100% sure Jenny gave Forrest HIV? Isn’t it possible that as a working single mom in the prime of her life she probably dated after giving birth? Maybe she went on a date and got thrown some dirty dick. I’m just saying Forrest & Forrest Jr. might not have HIV, and in this essay…

Two 9/11 jokes in and I’m already running out of material.

There’s nothing worse than starting at the very bottom of a new social media endeavor. Seriously, it’s like 10 9/11’s.

So what’s everyone’s favorite 9/11?

So glad there’s a new empty void for me to throw my most intrusive thoughts into.