Goose
@fplgoosiero.bsky.social
I like the beautiful game. I am beautiful game.
Comedy & Fantasy Football
19 seasons of failing to win FPL
4 Top 30k & 4 Top 10k #fpl finishes
Best finish - 1864
Comedy & Fantasy Football
19 seasons of failing to win FPL
4 Top 30k & 4 Top 10k #fpl finishes
Best finish - 1864
If I buy a house next to where Gordon Banks was born, I should gain a vital advantage over rival fpl managers. I've had enough of rotating houses now. 🪿
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If I buy a house next to where Gordon Banks was born, I should gain a vital advantage over rival fpl managers. I've had enough of rotating houses now. 🪿
The fixtures look promising going forward. Hoping my midfielders can get their shooting boots on and repay some faith. No hits taken so far. If I can avoid int break injuries, I may indeed stick to rotating one forward spot until AFCON as per plan. The biggest decision now is who to captain in GW12
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The fixtures look promising going forward. Hoping my midfielders can get their shooting boots on and repay some faith. No hits taken so far. If I can avoid int break injuries, I may indeed stick to rotating one forward spot until AFCON as per plan. The biggest decision now is who to captain in GW12
GW11: 31 points.
344k > 538K 🔴
Like a lot of managers around these parts, I've not had the most satisfying week of fpl. Setbacks are a part of the game, and they will only make those exploding rank boosting gameweeks of the future all the sweeter. We will return stronger and hungrier than ever. 🪿
344k > 538K 🔴
Like a lot of managers around these parts, I've not had the most satisfying week of fpl. Setbacks are a part of the game, and they will only make those exploding rank boosting gameweeks of the future all the sweeter. We will return stronger and hungrier than ever. 🪿
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
GW11: 31 points.
344k > 538K 🔴
Like a lot of managers around these parts, I've not had the most satisfying week of fpl. Setbacks are a part of the game, and they will only make those exploding rank boosting gameweeks of the future all the sweeter. We will return stronger and hungrier than ever. 🪿
344k > 538K 🔴
Like a lot of managers around these parts, I've not had the most satisfying week of fpl. Setbacks are a part of the game, and they will only make those exploding rank boosting gameweeks of the future all the sweeter. We will return stronger and hungrier than ever. 🪿
GW11: 344k rank. 0.8 bank.
1/1 free transfer
Woltemade > J. Pedro.
It would be nice if a few of my players didn't hit posts this week. Just inside, please, lads. 🪿
1/1 free transfer
Woltemade > J. Pedro.
It would be nice if a few of my players didn't hit posts this week. Just inside, please, lads. 🪿
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
GW11: 344k rank. 0.8 bank.
1/1 free transfer
Woltemade > J. Pedro.
It would be nice if a few of my players didn't hit posts this week. Just inside, please, lads. 🪿
1/1 free transfer
Woltemade > J. Pedro.
It would be nice if a few of my players didn't hit posts this week. Just inside, please, lads. 🪿
Interesting. You have to stay on top of trends in fpl.
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Interesting. You have to stay on top of trends in fpl.
But the other is a masked crusader draped in mystery, known by only one name, Huss E. With 2 x 10k finishes in only 7 seasons, including a stupendous 41st the last, and the WC intact, it would seem that I have finally met my match, and not from where expected, but from the unknown. The game is on.
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
But the other is a masked crusader draped in mystery, known by only one name, Huss E. With 2 x 10k finishes in only 7 seasons, including a stupendous 41st the last, and the WC intact, it would seem that I have finally met my match, and not from where expected, but from the unknown. The game is on.
I can't believe you have 37 tabs open on your phone.
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I can't believe you have 37 tabs open on your phone.
GW10: 73 points.
316k > 306k (I think).
A tiny green arrow, achieved because of Haaland. What do you know, players who are very highly owned can sometimes make a difference. Decent week. Happy enough.
316k > 306k (I think).
A tiny green arrow, achieved because of Haaland. What do you know, players who are very highly owned can sometimes make a difference. Decent week. Happy enough.
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
GW10: 73 points.
316k > 306k (I think).
A tiny green arrow, achieved because of Haaland. What do you know, players who are very highly owned can sometimes make a difference. Decent week. Happy enough.
316k > 306k (I think).
A tiny green arrow, achieved because of Haaland. What do you know, players who are very highly owned can sometimes make a difference. Decent week. Happy enough.
The crows are angry this morning. The crows know something is coming. Something unexpected. Something unatural. Could we finally see a Calvert-Lewin hatrick?
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
The crows are angry this morning. The crows know something is coming. Something unexpected. Something unatural. Could we finally see a Calvert-Lewin hatrick?
Mrrrrrry Haloween, folk people. Watch your backs.
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Mrrrrrry Haloween, folk people. Watch your backs.
GW10: 316k rank. 0.8 bank.
2/2 free transfers used on Gyokeres/Paqueta > Mateta/Sarr.
Good luck, managers! 🪿
2/2 free transfers used on Gyokeres/Paqueta > Mateta/Sarr.
Good luck, managers! 🪿
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
GW10: 316k rank. 0.8 bank.
2/2 free transfers used on Gyokeres/Paqueta > Mateta/Sarr.
Good luck, managers! 🪿
2/2 free transfers used on Gyokeres/Paqueta > Mateta/Sarr.
Good luck, managers! 🪿
Everybody's looking for that something. One thing that makes your team complete. You find it in the strangest places. You never knew it could be. You find it in the deepest friendship, the kind that you cherish all your life. And when you know how much that means, you've found that special thing..🪿
October 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Everybody's looking for that something. One thing that makes your team complete. You find it in the strangest places. You never knew it could be. You find it in the deepest friendship, the kind that you cherish all your life. And when you know how much that means, you've found that special thing..🪿
After much deliberation, I have decided to make an early transfer. With mid-week cup games to be played, the timing is a risk. Mateta comes in for Gyok. This leaves 1.4 in the bank, up from 0.0, which I intend to use on upgrading Paqueta this week, and possibly Ekdal in the future. I do love Mateta.
October 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
After much deliberation, I have decided to make an early transfer. With mid-week cup games to be played, the timing is a risk. Mateta comes in for Gyok. This leaves 1.4 in the bank, up from 0.0, which I intend to use on upgrading Paqueta this week, and possibly Ekdal in the future. I do love Mateta.
GW9: 374 > 316k
At one stage, the top 100k was smiling my way. Not to be just yet, but another green arrow is not to be honked at.
At one stage, the top 100k was smiling my way. Not to be just yet, but another green arrow is not to be honked at.
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
GW9: 374 > 316k
At one stage, the top 100k was smiling my way. Not to be just yet, but another green arrow is not to be honked at.
At one stage, the top 100k was smiling my way. Not to be just yet, but another green arrow is not to be honked at.
When it comes to Premier League quality, it takes more than even the finest use of reverse psychology ever seen in football.
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
When it comes to Premier League quality, it takes more than even the finest use of reverse psychology ever seen in football.
Huh. Looks like Clint Eastwood's favourite team are playing Villa. Let's hope they can make his day. 🪿
October 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Huh. Looks like Clint Eastwood's favourite team are playing Villa. Let's hope they can make his day. 🪿
GW9: 374k rank. 0.0 bank.
1/2 free transfers Evanilson > Woltemade.
The season is kicking into full gear. The team is mostly settled. Finding room for new players, Crystal Palace ones, perhaps, will prove tricky. Some difficult decisions will have to be made soon. Good luck, managers. 🪿
1/2 free transfers Evanilson > Woltemade.
The season is kicking into full gear. The team is mostly settled. Finding room for new players, Crystal Palace ones, perhaps, will prove tricky. Some difficult decisions will have to be made soon. Good luck, managers. 🪿
October 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
GW9: 374k rank. 0.0 bank.
1/2 free transfers Evanilson > Woltemade.
The season is kicking into full gear. The team is mostly settled. Finding room for new players, Crystal Palace ones, perhaps, will prove tricky. Some difficult decisions will have to be made soon. Good luck, managers. 🪿
1/2 free transfers Evanilson > Woltemade.
The season is kicking into full gear. The team is mostly settled. Finding room for new players, Crystal Palace ones, perhaps, will prove tricky. Some difficult decisions will have to be made soon. Good luck, managers. 🪿
GW8: 491 > 374k.
Pleasing returns for unfancied Gakpo and Bruno along with the rank rise made this a good week. It's time to push on.
Pleasing returns for unfancied Gakpo and Bruno along with the rank rise made this a good week. It's time to push on.
October 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
GW8: 491 > 374k.
Pleasing returns for unfancied Gakpo and Bruno along with the rank rise made this a good week. It's time to push on.
Pleasing returns for unfancied Gakpo and Bruno along with the rank rise made this a good week. It's time to push on.
GW8: We've all pushed the boundaries of acceptable AI relations, taste, attempted Guinness world records, and goosed around merrily during the last 9 days. However, the time let loose is almost over. The very serious business of #fpl is on the horizon. Cancel everything and let's go again! 491k. 🪿
October 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
GW8: We've all pushed the boundaries of acceptable AI relations, taste, attempted Guinness world records, and goosed around merrily during the last 9 days. However, the time let loose is almost over. The very serious business of #fpl is on the horizon. Cancel everything and let's go again! 491k. 🪿
When attempting International Break goosings of fpl managers, it's important to target those who aren't followers, thereby maximising the chances of success. #fpltips
October 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
When attempting International Break goosings of fpl managers, it's important to target those who aren't followers, thereby maximising the chances of success. #fpltips
There. There. Only six more days. Who's a good boy with a solid squad? You are! You're a good boy! Yesh, you are. 🪿
October 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
There. There. Only six more days. Who's a good boy with a solid squad? You are! You're a good boy! Yesh, you are. 🪿
Of course, there were more sophisticated alternatives for the 90s teenager.
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Of course, there were more sophisticated alternatives for the 90s teenager.
This was massive in Grimsby and delicious. Got banned at school because the bottle tops made a clicking noise.
October 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This was massive in Grimsby and delicious. Got banned at school because the bottle tops made a clicking noise.
Guys, you're the only ones I can trust with this request. If anything should happen to me, unexpectedly, please delete my internet history and albums before anyone sees it. PLEASE. 👊🪿
October 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Guys, you're the only ones I can trust with this request. If anything should happen to me, unexpectedly, please delete my internet history and albums before anyone sees it. PLEASE. 👊🪿
In order to offset the deficit of managerial credibility that my repeated attempts at comedy have created over this break, I am posting the graph below. It's very, very simple, so I'm not taking ANY questions from casuals or anyone else. 🪿
October 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
In order to offset the deficit of managerial credibility that my repeated attempts at comedy have created over this break, I am posting the graph below. It's very, very simple, so I'm not taking ANY questions from casuals or anyone else. 🪿