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Goose
@fplgoosiero.bsky.social
I like the beautiful game. I am beautiful game.

Comedy & Fantasy Football
19 seasons of failing to win FPL
4 Top 30k & 4 Top 10k #fpl finishes
Best finish - 1864
Pinned
Hello brave new world. 👋
Looks like this goose might have found a nest to call his own. It's perfect apart from the damp spots in the top rooms. I can get that fixed, no problem, right? With a residence on the horizon, I will soon be able to fully concentrate on the important things, like finding love and #fpl supremacy. 🪿
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If I buy a house next to where Gordon Banks was born, I should gain a vital advantage over rival fpl managers. I've had enough of rotating houses now. 🪿
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The performance of most #fpl youtubers this season reminds me of those goats that just drop dead. Careful, though, they could spring back to life at any moment, and before you know it, someone's sending you a viral clip to which you don't respond and all of a sudden, you're the bad guy. 🪿
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I feel like charging many people unreasonable prices for expert fpl advice is wrong, which is why I'm going to charge one person, and one person only, a lot of money. First come, first served. 🪿
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just did a dance to an advert selling aftershave. I pushed the robot/snake/moon walk to a whole new level. Wow, that was tight. The most important thing about this event is that no one saw it happen. No one can ever prove it. I'll take it to the grave. Love taking things to the grave. 🪿
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Reposted by Goose
The real problem with the Bond franchise is that I'm no longer age 10, watching these movies with my Dad on a Saturday afternoon. They should bring that back.
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The fixtures look promising going forward. Hoping my midfielders can get their shooting boots on and repay some faith. No hits taken so far. If I can avoid int break injuries, I may indeed stick to rotating one forward spot until AFCON as per plan. The biggest decision now is who to captain in GW12
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
GW11: 31 points.
344k > 538K 🔴

Like a lot of managers around these parts, I've not had the most satisfying week of fpl. Setbacks are a part of the game, and they will only make those exploding rank boosting gameweeks of the future all the sweeter. We will return stronger and hungrier than ever. 🪿
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
What's this I hear? Semenyo misses pen. Captain Haaland misses pen. VVD has good goal disallowed. Gakpo benched but will still block 1st sub Dewsbury-Hall. International break incoming. Big rank drop. I tell you, if I wasn't an excellent all-around manager, these things would be a big deal. 🪿
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
GW11: 344k rank. 0.8 bank.
1/1 free transfer
Woltemade > J. Pedro.

It would be nice if a few of my players didn't hit posts this week. Just inside, please, lads. 🪿
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh my God. What a wonderful day. I found a 2 pence coin just laying by the side of the pavement. It was quite muddy. Nothing a quick wash couldn't sort out. I tell you, I haven't been this happy since that fpl youtuber hit their subscriber target that time 🪿
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Sometimes, an excellent fpl manager needs to ask themselves, "Am I keeping it real?". That's exactly why I'm going to play actual football in about half an hour. 6-aside. Some office workers. Some tradesmen. Score a few goals. Skills. Bants. Oy! Man on! Offside! F**k off! That kind of stuff. 👊🪿
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Oh no! Bluesky looks down! To whom do I brag about my #fpl rank now? The normies don't care. I'm always above them. Will this message even post? Oh God. If anyone can read this, just send psychic likes, oh, and help. 🪿
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Reposted by Goose
Following the announcement of the FIFA Peace Prize, I'm looking forward to hearing about the winners of the ICC Prize for Physics and the NBA Prize for Literature.
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
According to Newtons Third Law of Motion, for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And so it is here, in the unforgiving world of fpl, where two titans hurdle towards an unstoppable collision. The first is well-loved, humble, four time 10k finisher FPL Goosiero, aka Goose, aka 🪿.
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I can't believe Liverpool didn't get the penalty. The big clubs usually get those. Nice to see the refs finally being fair to plucky teams like Real Madrid. 🪿
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The #fpl season is a marathon, not a sprint. With my team fairly well set, I've taken a little break from all the different aspects of management. But, I forgot about tonight's game, a few CC's are catching up, and I think I've been goosed by Sammy from the Lane again. It's time to get serious 🪿
November 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
GW10: 73 points.
316k > 306k (I think).

A tiny green arrow, achieved because of Haaland. What do you know, players who are very highly owned can sometimes make a difference. Decent week. Happy enough.
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The crows are angry this morning. The crows know something is coming. Something unexpected. Something unatural. Could we finally see a Calvert-Lewin hatrick?
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Mrrrrrry Haloween, folk people. Watch your backs.
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 AM
GW10: 316k rank. 0.8 bank.

2/2 free transfers used on Gyokeres/Paqueta > Mateta/Sarr.

Good luck, managers! 🪿
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
ATTENTION: 5 free AFCON #fpl transfers in GW16.

Having one attacking spot that can rotate during gws 11-15 might be a good way to use your spare transfers if you have some.

Eg.
11 - Woltemade > JP (Wol)
12 - JP (Bur)
13 - JP > Thiago (BUR)
14 - Thiago > Sesko (WH)
15 - Sesko > Woltemade (BUR)

🪿
October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
When I was just a little boy, my grandad gave me some advice. No one likes a show-off, he said, not unless you've got a Bluesky account and an #fpl rank that most youtube content creators can only dream of. They put him in a secure facility shortly after that. Way ahead of his time, pop-pops. ❤️🪿
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Managers, friends, enemies, I have got to go into a physical office with people for the next 3 entire days. I will be short on time and patience. I might be grumpy in the evenings. This is your chance to ask me any difficult fpl, relationship and/or medical questions, while my mind is still sharp..🪿
October 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
GW9 Wild Goose Chase Update:

The article we all look forward to every week is out, and it's more good news, managers. I'm still in a comfortable position to crack wise at youtubers and fpl legends alike. Better start drafting more gags. 🪿
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM