Sam Is On The Bluesky
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The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.
Pinned
A group of wizards is called a staff meeting.
@vicmmic.bsky.social A cassowary for the final stretch?
December 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
@vicmmic.bsky.social A cassowary for the final stretch?
Whoever runs the White House's optics team is a far better progressive ally than Democratic leadership has been all year.
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Whoever runs the White House's optics team is a far better progressive ally than Democratic leadership has been all year.
I am an absolutist when the situation calls for it.
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I am an absolutist when the situation calls for it.
Star Wars show idea: A half-hour work com about employees at a stationary store. One day they sell a blank journal to a kid named Nemik. Disney, hire me whenever convenient for you.
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Star Wars show idea: A half-hour work com about employees at a stationary store. One day they sell a blank journal to a kid named Nemik. Disney, hire me whenever convenient for you.
In an unprecedented act of aggression, the neighbors have put up wind chimes directly beneath my bedroom window.
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
In an unprecedented act of aggression, the neighbors have put up wind chimes directly beneath my bedroom window.
If his is current net worth is about $500 billion, that's a little under .03%. For the sake of context, I currently have a little under $50k in savings, so this would be like if I had to pay about $14.50.
And here it is: the EU’s first big fine against X under the Digital Services Act www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/t...
Elon Musk’s X Hit With $140 Million Fine in Europe
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If his is current net worth is about $500 billion, that's a little under .03%. For the sake of context, I currently have a little under $50k in savings, so this would be like if I had to pay about $14.50.
Trump, spacing out in a cabinet meeting as usual. But this time is different. Staring at no spot in particular on his morning briefing papers, faint smile dancing around his lips, idly scribbling "Mamdonnie" in the margins, little heart over the i...
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Trump, spacing out in a cabinet meeting as usual. But this time is different. Staring at no spot in particular on his morning briefing papers, faint smile dancing around his lips, idly scribbling "Mamdonnie" in the margins, little heart over the i...
The Department of Transportation's new "Airline Manners" thing is just a bad repackaging of @pattonoswalt.bsky.social's Jet Blue bit without the funny parts.
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The Department of Transportation's new "Airline Manners" thing is just a bad repackaging of @pattonoswalt.bsky.social's Jet Blue bit without the funny parts.
"Bill Clinton getting a blowjob" is having a real Saturn's Return.
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"Bill Clinton getting a blowjob" is having a real Saturn's Return.
Look at all this momentum the Democrats have from last week's election victories! Surely they won't squander it immediately.
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Look at all this momentum the Democrats have from last week's election victories! Surely they won't squander it immediately.
No News November. Just... just give us a few weeks off.
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
No News November. Just... just give us a few weeks off.
Turns out Dick Cheney was a blood sacrifice on the altar of progressivism.
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Turns out Dick Cheney was a blood sacrifice on the altar of progressivism.
"Should our party be representative of its voters, or--hear me out--should our voters fuck off until we need them on *our* terms?" --Chuck Schumer, probably
The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout
The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.
www.msnbc.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"Should our party be representative of its voters, or--hear me out--should our voters fuck off until we need them on *our* terms?" --Chuck Schumer, probably
I was woken this morning by a booming voice from below. "Thus the pact is ended," it spake.
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I was woken this morning by a booming voice from below. "Thus the pact is ended," it spake.
I said I'd never do #Warhammer40k again and it turns out I LIED. But at least now I'm better at painting.
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I said I'd never do #Warhammer40k again and it turns out I LIED. But at least now I'm better at painting.
Your son has a massive cocaine problem.
Biden: I'm going to help my son get the support he needs.
Trump: I'm going to attack the cocaine.
Americans need everyday support.
Biden: I'm going to help the Americans get the support they need.
Trump: I'm going to attack the Americans.
Biden: I'm going to help my son get the support he needs.
Trump: I'm going to attack the cocaine.
Americans need everyday support.
Biden: I'm going to help the Americans get the support they need.
Trump: I'm going to attack the Americans.
October 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Your son has a massive cocaine problem.
Biden: I'm going to help my son get the support he needs.
Trump: I'm going to attack the cocaine.
Americans need everyday support.
Biden: I'm going to help the Americans get the support they need.
Trump: I'm going to attack the Americans.
Biden: I'm going to help my son get the support he needs.
Trump: I'm going to attack the cocaine.
Americans need everyday support.
Biden: I'm going to help the Americans get the support they need.
Trump: I'm going to attack the Americans.
I genuinely feel like the Biden administration didn't even happen.
October 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I genuinely feel like the Biden administration didn't even happen.
I want to see @realrichardkind.bsky.social in a movie where he plays all the parts, Eddie-Murphy-style.
October 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I want to see @realrichardkind.bsky.social in a movie where he plays all the parts, Eddie-Murphy-style.
Calling it now: at some point soon Trump *will* get a fake Nobel Peace Prize dummied up by his sycophants.
October 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Calling it now: at some point soon Trump *will* get a fake Nobel Peace Prize dummied up by his sycophants.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Make SNL number the Weekend Update segments on YouTube. Add this to your platform and you'll coast into office.
October 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Make SNL number the Weekend Update segments on YouTube. Add this to your platform and you'll coast into office.
Time Magazine should make Colbert and/or Kimmel 2025's Person of the Year, just for funsies. If they do I'll buy a subscription for a year.
September 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Time Magazine should make Colbert and/or Kimmel 2025's Person of the Year, just for funsies. If they do I'll buy a subscription for a year.
We're gonna need a new name for frozen water.
September 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
We're gonna need a new name for frozen water.
The way Trump mispronounced acetaminophen shows he's actually a lot *more* literate than I thought.
September 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The way Trump mispronounced acetaminophen shows he's actually a lot *more* literate than I thought.
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