Sam Is On The Bluesky
@fractalchainsaw.bsky.social
The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.
Welcome to the MURDERTRAIN AGONY.
January 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Welcome to the MURDERTRAIN AGONY.
It'll make sense the next time around, K'Thriss.
January 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
It'll make sense the next time around, K'Thriss.
The moon? It's so tiny!
January 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The moon? It's so tiny!
Stephen King better watch out. I'm gonna write all my novels this way.
December 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Stephen King better watch out. I'm gonna write all my novels this way.
Hang on, I need to call @stephenking.bsky.social real quick.
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hang on, I need to call @stephenking.bsky.social real quick.
You're gonna wake up one morning in a glass box. It's how they recruit.
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
You're gonna wake up one morning in a glass box. It's how they recruit.
Playing fast and loose with the mime vote there.
December 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Playing fast and loose with the mime vote there.
For sale: Baby shoes. My shoes had babies. I'm selling them out front at CVS, 4-7pm. Come on down and get some baby shoes!
December 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
For sale: Baby shoes. My shoes had babies. I'm selling them out front at CVS, 4-7pm. Come on down and get some baby shoes!
Brennan is in mortal peril.
December 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Brennan is in mortal peril.
Over the last year, the Democratic leadership have proven themselves to be the best operatives the GOP has ever had.
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Over the last year, the Democratic leadership have proven themselves to be the best operatives the GOP has ever had.
The most dangerous warlock patron of them all: Hasbro.
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The most dangerous warlock patron of them all: Hasbro.
Rogue Trader is my current videogame fixation and deserves so much more hype. Abelard, hype this game.
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Rogue Trader is my current videogame fixation and deserves so much more hype. Abelard, hype this game.
@cwtycho.penny-arcade.com I, NostraDMus.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
@cwtycho.penny-arcade.com I, NostraDMus.
"Honey, a Nigerian prince wants to give me a Tesla!"
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Honey, a Nigerian prince wants to give me a Tesla!"
(The weirdest corner of shipping fanfic writers has found new life in the last week.)
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
(The weirdest corner of shipping fanfic writers has found new life in the last week.)