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Franck
@franckchester.bsky.social
Food loving French Cestrian Nerd,

Like:
- Chester UK - see Feed & Starter Pack
- Software Architecture
- politics & pokémongo
- books & photography

**I do not necessarily follow back** - don't take it personally, I just prefer a tightly curated feed
Pinned
Slowly rebuilding my favourite bit of my twitter profile here, to make me feel more at home.
These are pictures I took and like having pinned to my profile.
TIL about The Rock appearance in Star Trek Voyager
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I somehow managed to go watch Reservoir Dogs with absolutely no idea of what the movie was about or even who Tarrantino was.

The ear truly came as a surprise 😱
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
FFS, she's back 😭 #totp
At least #totp no longer inflict random Thatcher segways between episodes
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
fallen asleep on the couch. Woke up to Bros singing silent night, straight on, no fancy rift , techno beats or anything else clever, just straight on buggery free choir boys... #totp
December 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Did they mime that bit on the balcony? #totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
what do they feel the need to have a singer mouth what are clearly samples?!? #totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
sweet baby J, had forgotten about Anthea Turner! #totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
At least #totp no longer inflict random Thatcher segways between episodes
December 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Fresh Bowls for the win! #totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Always loved All Saints on #totp. Convinced to this day they were entitled prissy little Bs, but still fancied them
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
who came first? 5ive or se7en? #totp

that's another terrible song btw, who bought that crap?!?
December 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
absolutely no memory of that one #totp 🤔
December 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
by all accounts I should hate the vengaboys, but strangely I don't — #totp
December 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Still can't believe Cher was my age now, then #totp
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
That's another cover isn't it? James on #totp ?!?
December 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Great #totp routine by Steps, better than the almost identical one by Billy Piper
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Steps, bow we're talking! #totp
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This certainly is a lame #totp opening number by E17.
What was the attraction? He doesn't have a nive voice, the song is terrible, the backing band is naff ..,
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
really good book that - definitely recommend
What’s that, you say?

You want to know which debut legal thriller has been named an Apple Best Audiobook of 2025?

Narrated by an incredible cast including the almighty Toby Jones?

And you want to know where you can get it?

Man, those are some good questions.

#TheCutThroatTrial
December 12, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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omg so it turns out that whilst I was losing my mind in December 2020 I put line breaks in Matt Hancock's Chester Zoo riff and submitted it to a poetry magazine so although the video has gone forever the transcript has been miraculously preserved
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
6pm in the pub. watching downhill skying racing. surprisingly mesmerising to watch.
they interview the competitors at the end, together. sound is off but I'm now curious as to what they say

"off course fatso won, gravity innit!" doesn't seem to be it
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm afraid I've now reach that point of #AdventOfCode (day 10 of 12) where I read the challenge, shrug and immediately close my IDE.

No way José, I simply don't have that many brain cells to spare.

I'll just go back to day 8 and try to complete part 2 🤷🏼‍♂️
December 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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This
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Had a weird dream (I think it was a dream) of some sort of comedy panel TV show featuring Sam Altman, Bill Gate and 2-3 other tech geniuses being put to shame by Joe Public quizzers.

Can't remember them but there were a lot of excruciating puns...

No idea why, just fresh in my mind as I wake up.
December 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM