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Frank Blank
@frank8465.bsky.social
🌽 I write code 🌽
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Seattle, WA; ex-NYC
he/him (court eunuch 🟣) 30+

has been known as "a superposition of god, satan, and the family dog"
Goddamnit
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
those sound like questions for Quasar, Dungeon Crawler Carl's intergalactic rules lawyer
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
blue is conservatives, money, old people n families, mountain and skyline views, too much single family housing, all atop a difficult to climb yee yee ass hill with scant transit. orange is apartments, seattle center, the shore of west lake washington, transit, and Things People Want To Do
December 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
bonk
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
sunday is for taking skullkeep
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
in an alternate universe...
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
apple not boat how is stuck?

mood
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Another Fun fact: they used an actual Xenomorph for the monsters exhibit at Seattle's Museum of Pop Culture because taxidermizing a man is both extremely frowned down upon and more expensive than taxidermizing a Xenomorph.
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
summon the wives, we're playing megabonk
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
hey vegans on thanksgiving, eat my balls

(Mushroom, Caramelized Onion, and White Wine Arancini)
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
oh fuck yeah, chicken n beer!
all society's cured by chicken n beer!
tummy's gettin full with chicken n beer!
life's struggles worth it with chicken n beer!

chiiiiicken aaaaaaand beeeeeeeer!
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Mongo (feat. princess donut butt)
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
ho ho ho
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
YOU SUFFER, BUT WHY?
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
cool if y'all come over for movies, you can have the hammock 😊
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful december
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Side by side, for comparison.
@rimidar.bsky.social @segyges.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! AAAAHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAHHHHH!
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
do it
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
the view from the hammock tonight

watchin the halo show and playing ps1
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
see, I'm a man of culture
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 AM
THE CHEMICALS ARE TURNING THE WEATHER GAY
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
help my newly salvaged CRT is haunted and trying to gaslight me
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
pay attention, we fucked first
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM