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Frank Blank
@frank8465.bsky.social
🌽 I write code 🌽
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Seattle, WA; ex-NYC
he/him (court eunuch 🟣) 30+

has been known as "a superposition of god, satan, and the family dog"
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chat, am I trash?

(I mean, the answer is undoubtedly yes, but the real question is am I the good trash that you would wanna pick out and treasure for at least a lil bit?✌️😎)
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I will never stop belittling chiropractors and begging people never to see one for any reason and you can live long and die still mad about it, you stupid, and I cannot stress this enough, fuck
Chiropractors are doctors. Like MDs and DOs they attend a 4-yr medical program. Don’t belittle them.

Your spine is as important as your feet (podiatrist), skin (dermatologist), bladder (urologist), mind (psychologist), etc.

They are not surgeons but most doctors aren’t.
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Goddamnit
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
auditory processing disorder is great because if the music stops, I stop 🙃
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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They just re-launched the original Guild Wars today. Also a free update for anyone with the original game, and they've made the expansions just a free part of the package.

Still no other game like it. Not really an MMO, but rather a linear, mission-based action-RPG deckbuilder, with optional bots.
Guild Wars® Reforged on Steam
Step into Guild Wars Reforged, the award-winning online roleplaying game enjoyed by millions, now re-energized with system enhancements. Experience the complete saga—from the fall of Ascalon to the de...
store.steampowered.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Too many people see this as a personal activism platform and not a microblogging website where you get to talk about the stuff you like and your lunch as well. Treating it as a misery pipeline just makes you miserable to be around. Go post a photo of your pet and a song you wanna talk about.
If I had to diagnose the cause of the "Bluesky malaise" as @kleinman.bsky.social calls it, I would describe it as a lot of people without the skills or resources or interest in journalism or activism mistakenly believing that being performatively miserable all the time will net the same results.
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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One thing I always want to ask these masculinity entrepreneurs is why men can’t look to women as role models, and can’t see in women models of human virtue and thriving that are worth emulating. After all, women look to men for these all the time.
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
wow holy shit I really am a good writer and need to write more
Oh man! This paragraph is brutal. The best thing about this review is it's not trying to be mean. It's just listing how bad the writing is.
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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The tech industry to itself
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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The episode release schedule for ‘FALLOUT’ Season 2 has been released.

Episodes will release at 12am PT weekly.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
no context needed, call the necromancer
now let's see paul allen's areolas
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
watching the 1990s Handmaid's Tale with Robert Duvall as the commander after watching the recent Hulu show is like watching one of those TikTok 80s dark fantasy AI slop posts.
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Tee hee!… Get it? Get it?...
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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The RAM price and availability situation is going to worsen as Micron pull their Crucial consumer business
#Crucial #RAM #Gaming #PCGaming #Micron
The RAM price and availability situation is going to worsen as Micron pull their Crucial consumer business
As RAM prices explode and availability becomes an issue thanks to AI companies, Micron announced their Crucial consumer business is no longer a thing.
www.gamingonlinux.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
hey look it's the day of the year where a bunch of people out themselves for supporting automated AI murder machine research.

AKA being an average person with a Spotify account in 2025.

fuck, the good place was right, being moral in capitalism IS too complicated.
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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there comes a time in every laptop's life where it wakes itself up in a bag and tries to cook itself
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
reminder that Fahrenheit 451 wasn't warning us about censorship, it was warning us about short form content brainrot
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
damn no wonder I hated living in upper queen anne so much compared to how much I'm loving lower queen anne
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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remember kids: it is always moral and correct to threaten Comcast with a TOS violation.
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
tfw muted on the call and unmuted just to fart loudly instead of the other way around
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM