"This Old Tomb"
I loved that show.

Nice, but take down the cork board if you're not using it.

I was there to drop-off. It took a long while, but I was surrounded by good people and I didn't care.

Don't look into the eyes of the big butterfly that's coming out of that.

He got better, he used Elmer Fudd's gun so it only blackened his face temporarily.

I've heard people still use "gas stations," where people go to put gas in their limos. I've heard some people put it in themselves even. Very important, they make it go and it's so cheap now the stations are giving it away. You go in, they hand you a gallon and say it's free thanks to the president.

They are looking for a "walk into a bar" joke

It's a good way to learn more about the men that sent you an unsolicited drawing of their moustache

But he got the Montreal Expos to move to Washington too!

Aldi won't box your coyote, you have to do it yourself.