Frank Conniff
@frankconniff.bsky.social
Writer, Comedian, TV’s Frank
Leaving Minneapolis for a couple days to do this show in another awesome city. Yes, I'm briefly departing sub zero weather, but I also know that 45 degrees in San Francisco is the coldest fucking 45 degrees you've ever felt. Gonna be fun, join us, Bay Area!
January 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Leaving Minneapolis for a couple days to do this show in another awesome city. Yes, I'm briefly departing sub zero weather, but I also know that 45 degrees in San Francisco is the coldest fucking 45 degrees you've ever felt. Gonna be fun, join us, Bay Area!
Ha ha, the “Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk” lady is back! Another asininely alliterative headline from Mediocre Maureen.
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Ha ha, the “Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk” lady is back! Another asininely alliterative headline from Mediocre Maureen.
All four films Elaine May directed are great (sucks so much that it's only four!) but I'll pick this one because she's also in it.
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
All four films Elaine May directed are great (sucks so much that it's only four!) but I'll pick this one because she's also in it.
Billy scanning the apartment to see if there was any destruction he didn’t leave in his wake. #Caturday
January 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Billy scanning the apartment to see if there was any destruction he didn’t leave in his wake. #Caturday
In the frozen foods isle at ALDI, my pre-Deep 13 past came back to haunt me.
January 17, 2026 at 10:07 PM
In the frozen foods isle at ALDI, my pre-Deep 13 past came back to haunt me.
It happened to this lucky man and it could happen to you! Anyone can become a Publishers Clearing House winner!
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
It happened to this lucky man and it could happen to you! Anyone can become a Publishers Clearing House winner!
"Better training will fix this problem."
January 15, 2026 at 9:02 PM
"Better training will fix this problem."
Congratulations Gavin Newsom for winning the race to become the last Democrat I would ever fucking vote for in 2028.
(Sorry, Rahm Emanuel, you were in the running, but Gavin's overwhelmingly smarmy disingenuousness won out.)
(Sorry, Rahm Emanuel, you were in the running, but Gavin's overwhelmingly smarmy disingenuousness won out.)
January 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Congratulations Gavin Newsom for winning the race to become the last Democrat I would ever fucking vote for in 2028.
(Sorry, Rahm Emanuel, you were in the running, but Gavin's overwhelmingly smarmy disingenuousness won out.)
(Sorry, Rahm Emanuel, you were in the running, but Gavin's overwhelmingly smarmy disingenuousness won out.)
"Sure, it would be nice to win, but it's an honor just to be bitter." -- Bill Maher.
January 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
"Sure, it would be nice to win, but it's an honor just to be bitter." -- Bill Maher.
At Richard and Emily Gilmore’s wedding vow renewal reception, Richard cues up “Wedding Bell Blues.” “Not exactly Cole Porter,” he says. Actually, Laura Nyro IS exactly Cole Porter. Much different songwriter but exactly as brilliant, exactly as timeless.
January 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
At Richard and Emily Gilmore’s wedding vow renewal reception, Richard cues up “Wedding Bell Blues.” “Not exactly Cole Porter,” he says. Actually, Laura Nyro IS exactly Cole Porter. Much different songwriter but exactly as brilliant, exactly as timeless.
Scott Adams and Charlie Kirk both left behind cartoons.
January 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Scott Adams and Charlie Kirk both left behind cartoons.
They have to wear masks for fear of being doxed.
January 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
They have to wear masks for fear of being doxed.
Gone, but at least one precious memory will live in my heart forever.
January 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Gone, but at least one precious memory will live in my heart forever.
Bill Maher reacting to a joke about Bill Maher the same way most people react to a joke told by Bill Maher.
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Bill Maher reacting to a joke about Bill Maher the same way most people react to a joke told by Bill Maher.
Schumer is also a strongly-worded hugger.
January 11, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Schumer is also a strongly-worded hugger.
If you don’t think a 24 hour Mayberry RFD marathon on one of my cable system’s old people rerun channels is a good enough reason to put off the fight against fascism for a day, well, I just can’t begin to understand your mindset.
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
If you don’t think a 24 hour Mayberry RFD marathon on one of my cable system’s old people rerun channels is a good enough reason to put off the fight against fascism for a day, well, I just can’t begin to understand your mindset.
Billy with his latest art project. #Caturday
January 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Billy with his latest art project. #Caturday
A beautiful day in Minneapolis. Sunny, crisp, cold, but not too cold. ICE thug Jonathan Ross robbed Renee Nicole Good of this day and thousands of more days. It’s what murderers do.
January 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
A beautiful day in Minneapolis. Sunny, crisp, cold, but not too cold. ICE thug Jonathan Ross robbed Renee Nicole Good of this day and thousands of more days. It’s what murderers do.
Another masterclass in stenography from the New York Times.
January 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Another masterclass in stenography from the New York Times.
“Go out and touch grass.”
In Minnesota? Ain’t happening.
In Minnesota? Ain’t happening.
January 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
“Go out and touch grass.”
In Minnesota? Ain’t happening.
In Minnesota? Ain’t happening.
My God, how did we get here? How could this have possibly happ... Oh, wait, I remember.
January 3, 2026 at 8:30 AM
My God, how did we get here? How could this have possibly happ... Oh, wait, I remember.
My takeaway from this: he's still officially a New York City resident.
January 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
My takeaway from this: he's still officially a New York City resident.