Frank Garrett
@frankgarrett.online
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"Meaningless to heaven, and of no interest to hell." | literary translator | feral philosopher | becoming inimical | Fulbright Scholar 🇵🇱 2001-02 | FLAS Fellow 🇺🇦 2000 | BDS | LGBTQIA+ https://frankgarrett.online/
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Nobody in graduate school warned you that “the long 19th century” just meant we’d still be doing race science and miasma theory well into the 21st century.
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More than six hours have passed since I last tried to solve my problems with @lufthansagroup.bsky.social.
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Godpleasejustanyonebutrushdie.
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Though I suspect that any high school student who spent a semester working on the yearbook has more journalism experience than the incoming head of CBS News.
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It's kinda funny (as in not funny at all) that I have more journalism experience than the incoming head of CBS News.
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“It makes it so easy for Russians to say: we will kill you and then we will ask for sorrow and forgiveness, and then we will kill another people in another country, but what can you do, our soul is just a mystery.”

Uff…this article is loco crazy bananas wow-wow: apple.news/AGCS-e9pzSne...
The Pushkin job: unmasking the thieves behind an international rare books heist — Guardian US
The long read: Between 2022 and 2023, as many as 170 rare and valuable editions of Russian classics were stolen from libraries across Europe. Were the thieves merely low-level opportunists, or were bi...
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At least the R isn’t backwards…
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„cracked / wing, somber wing, wing of flexion / and forgiveness, of fallible demigods”
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I saved this from Tumblr just yesterday bc I needed it.
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Really exquisite, potent poems translated by @bdralyuk.bsky.social.
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I can’t help sharing another of Mykola Bazhan’s poems revisiting Adam Mickiewicz’s exile in Odesa and Crimea in 1825. This one is a magnificent evocation of the power of the Black Sea.
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Crosses fingers. Is it Penguin Random House?! Or HarperCollins?! I hope it's one of those!!!
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As someone who is entirely introverted and, let's be honest, photogenically past his prime, I also have the distinct misfortune of having suffered various photo shoots & televised ad campaigns in now 3 countries/languages. Thankfully I have learned to say "No, I do not smile" in several languages…
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After brewing what must be by now my 100th moka pot coffee, might I suggest a coupla redesigns: 1) throw the moka pot into the garbage; 2) buy yourself a decent coffeemaker that properly filters. Might I suggest a Chemex? But hell, even a Mr. Coffee would be an improvement. #downwithmoka
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Came up with a new catchphrase for myself:

„Euro-Frankie just can’t be stopped
Once he masters this moka pot.”™️
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Ah language—only ever the possibility, and not the guarantee, of communication and truth.
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Ingredients: 1 person, spool of chicken wire, an afternoon.
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So very important and world famous that no one has bothered to update his Wikipedia page yet…
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„Why TF would I want to attend a memorial service for that useless asshole?!?!”—me a couple of hours ago when a colleague from graduate school texted to tell me about the death of that one very important, world-famous poet we all knew.
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That’s different!!! But also I have no memory of this request, so I’ve regained some of that lost time, just like Proust.
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I save on average about 53 hours a year by not asking people to tell other people that I’m thinking about them and that I say „hi.”
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And this quote is straight up Deleuze: becoming-bird(s) is not merely mimicking a bird but effecting the affect of birdness. Thanks for these!