Frank Humungus
@frankhumungus.bsky.social
Maker of things. Genuine weirdo. Grower of peppers. Wrangler of cats. Recovering musician. Hopefully future cancer survivor. Reluctant Texan.
Anyone defending execution as a reasonable punishment for *suspected* drug smuggling is a Nazi. Pass it on.
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Anyone defending execution as a reasonable punishment for *suspected* drug smuggling is a Nazi. Pass it on.
You can’t handle the #ChristmasBiscuit
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You can’t handle the #ChristmasBiscuit
These are my snack kryptonite. I have a hard time not finishing the bag, whatever size it may be.
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
These are my snack kryptonite. I have a hard time not finishing the bag, whatever size it may be.
Just added a new reaction sticker to the library. 
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Just added a new reaction sticker to the library. 
They took ‘er small business ideers!
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
They took ‘er small business ideers!
Throw me the #ChristmasBiscuit, I throw you the whip.
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Throw me the #ChristmasBiscuit, I throw you the whip.
Off topic, but goddamn, those Home Depot moldings are just absolutely everywhere.
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Off topic, but goddamn, those Home Depot moldings are just absolutely everywhere.
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m a couple of days late, but I was in an Oxy coma on actual Thanksgiving. Flashback to the time the wife and I taste tested the Thanksgiving candy corn. Overall, do not recommend.
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m a couple of days late, but I was in an Oxy coma on actual Thanksgiving. Flashback to the time the wife and I taste tested the Thanksgiving candy corn. Overall, do not recommend.
The pepper sticker collection I can’t DM, haha.
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The pepper sticker collection I can’t DM, haha.
These are from my garden. This is actually the pic for the label for one of the sauces I make. Strictly small time, local farmers markets and such. Not profitable so far, but it’s fun.
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
These are from my garden. This is actually the pic for the label for one of the sauces I make. Strictly small time, local farmers markets and such. Not profitable so far, but it’s fun.
My friend has an absolutely enormous cat. They just tried to put a jacket on him.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My friend has an absolutely enormous cat. They just tried to put a jacket on him.
India: home of the Ghost Pepper.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
India: home of the Ghost Pepper.
This is bad, actually.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This is bad, actually.
Say what you will about our emerging techno dystopia, I have a super computer in my pocket that lets me make this in 5 minutes.
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Say what you will about our emerging techno dystopia, I have a super computer in my pocket that lets me make this in 5 minutes.
Elon finally decided to check out Bluesky, and I’m only the 33rd person he decided to follow.
Very legit.
Such honor.
Wow.
Very legit.
Such honor.
Wow.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Elon finally decided to check out Bluesky, and I’m only the 33rd person he decided to follow.
Very legit.
Such honor.
Wow.
Very legit.
Such honor.
Wow.
My favorite part of this bizarre display is that Trump will almost certainly be back to calling Mamdani a commie jihadist who will destroy the city with rampant crime in a week or so.
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My favorite part of this bizarre display is that Trump will almost certainly be back to calling Mamdani a commie jihadist who will destroy the city with rampant crime in a week or so.
Came across this picture while looking for another one in my camera roll. No memory of why I made it in the first place, but it’s suddenly relevant again. I gave it a minor update.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Came across this picture while looking for another one in my camera roll. No memory of why I made it in the first place, but it’s suddenly relevant again. I gave it a minor update.