They are 6 months away from executing "enemies of the state" in sports stadiums.

My wife didn't believe I'd bought one.
Then she saw me driving pasta.

You're thinking of the Car Bonara.

They will have to catch us first. We have a Lamborghini...

You will be,because I am.........The Lambinator.

Ewe would say that.

OK. I won't send you a long list of things you need to do.
Just the bullet points.

That's what we're aiming for.

Hi Peter, while I've been through Clapham, I've never stopped at a cafe there. This is an attempt at humour. An attempt so appalling, it would leave any reasonable person with the belief I've no understanding of the concept whatsoever. 🤣