Frank Ross
@frankross.bsky.social
Glad to be here, mind you, at my age, I'm glad to be anywhere.
Cancer and Sepsis survivor.
Cancer and Sepsis survivor.
We all know of Fox News wanchor Sean Hannity, but did you know his sister, Christy, is a big cheese in the church?
March 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We all know of Fox News wanchor Sean Hannity, but did you know his sister, Christy, is a big cheese in the church?
If you are suffering Eric Clapton withdrawal symptoms, I've got some Cream for that.
January 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
If you are suffering Eric Clapton withdrawal symptoms, I've got some Cream for that.
I hope you can watch tonight's C5 documentary "How defibrillators work" because it's shocking.
January 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I hope you can watch tonight's C5 documentary "How defibrillators work" because it's shocking.
Due to an autocorrect error, I spent 3 years paying £5 a month to save the toga.
December 20, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Due to an autocorrect error, I spent 3 years paying £5 a month to save the toga.
Joint of lamb for sale.
Mint condition.
Mint condition.
December 20, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Joint of lamb for sale.
Mint condition.
Mint condition.
We've now finished hiring for my film "Firing Squad"
We start shooting tomorrow.
We start shooting tomorrow.
December 19, 2024 at 2:53 PM
We've now finished hiring for my film "Firing Squad"
We start shooting tomorrow.
We start shooting tomorrow.
I can save you some time by advising you not to watch tonight's documentary, "What causes a cholera outbreak," because it's shit.
December 19, 2024 at 11:08 AM
I can save you some time by advising you not to watch tonight's documentary, "What causes a cholera outbreak," because it's shit.
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Heathrow use a giant set of scales to gauge the obesity of visitors from overseas.
It's foreigner weigh the best method.
It's foreigner weigh the best method.
December 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Heathrow use a giant set of scales to gauge the obesity of visitors from overseas.
It's foreigner weigh the best method.
It's foreigner weigh the best method.
To celebrate getting my judo black belt, I decided to have a few friends over.
December 17, 2024 at 5:59 PM
To celebrate getting my judo black belt, I decided to have a few friends over.
Yesterday, we had bubble and squeek for dinner. A treat for my wife and I but not so much for the kids.
They loved those hamsters.
They loved those hamsters.
December 17, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Yesterday, we had bubble and squeek for dinner. A treat for my wife and I but not so much for the kids.
They loved those hamsters.
They loved those hamsters.
I remember Nan once saying, "The devil keeps us alive to harvest our sorrows to feed his legion of the dammed."
Lovely woman, terrible Samaritan.
Lovely woman, terrible Samaritan.
December 15, 2024 at 2:32 PM
I remember Nan once saying, "The devil keeps us alive to harvest our sorrows to feed his legion of the dammed."
Lovely woman, terrible Samaritan.
Lovely woman, terrible Samaritan.
I was in a cafe in Clapham recently and heard the following conversation:
Cafe owner: "See that table over there. That's where J R Tolkein wrote Harry Potter. "
Customer: "I thought J R Tolkein wrote War of the Worlds?"
Cafe owner: "That's right, Harry Potter and the War of the Worlds"
Cafe owner: "See that table over there. That's where J R Tolkein wrote Harry Potter. "
Customer: "I thought J R Tolkein wrote War of the Worlds?"
Cafe owner: "That's right, Harry Potter and the War of the Worlds"
December 15, 2024 at 2:18 PM
I was in a cafe in Clapham recently and heard the following conversation:
Cafe owner: "See that table over there. That's where J R Tolkein wrote Harry Potter. "
Customer: "I thought J R Tolkein wrote War of the Worlds?"
Cafe owner: "That's right, Harry Potter and the War of the Worlds"
Cafe owner: "See that table over there. That's where J R Tolkein wrote Harry Potter. "
Customer: "I thought J R Tolkein wrote War of the Worlds?"
Cafe owner: "That's right, Harry Potter and the War of the Worlds"
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Before I post anything, I always check with my chickens to make sure they approve, as I believe that the hens should always justify the memes.
#LunchPun
#LunchPun
December 13, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Before I post anything, I always check with my chickens to make sure they approve, as I believe that the hens should always justify the memes.
#LunchPun
#LunchPun
Shout out to those starting #chemo at this time of year. My first session started on Christmas Eve, and the second on a New Year's Eve. It's a tough gig, so you are in my thoughts.
Also, make sure you are aware of the symptoms of #sepsis, as chemo hammers your immune system.
#fuckcancer.
Also, make sure you are aware of the symptoms of #sepsis, as chemo hammers your immune system.
#fuckcancer.
December 13, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Shout out to those starting #chemo at this time of year. My first session started on Christmas Eve, and the second on a New Year's Eve. It's a tough gig, so you are in my thoughts.
Also, make sure you are aware of the symptoms of #sepsis, as chemo hammers your immune system.
#fuckcancer.
Also, make sure you are aware of the symptoms of #sepsis, as chemo hammers your immune system.
#fuckcancer.
I booked some boxing lessons with a local trainer.
They're a bit expensive, so I'm hoping to knock him down.
They're a bit expensive, so I'm hoping to knock him down.
December 12, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I booked some boxing lessons with a local trainer.
They're a bit expensive, so I'm hoping to knock him down.
They're a bit expensive, so I'm hoping to knock him down.
I'm sure most of you like savoury Indian food, but if you want something sweeter, I can recommend Mahatma candy.
December 12, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I'm sure most of you like savoury Indian food, but if you want something sweeter, I can recommend Mahatma candy.
My wife says I treat her more like an employee than a wife.
For that, I gave her a first written warning.
For that, I gave her a first written warning.
December 12, 2024 at 5:32 PM
My wife says I treat her more like an employee than a wife.
For that, I gave her a first written warning.
For that, I gave her a first written warning.
It is generally recognised that the sexiest fish are the stiletto eels.
December 11, 2024 at 5:05 PM
It is generally recognised that the sexiest fish are the stiletto eels.
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Those who want to succumb to the lunchpin posts, you can add it to your feeds.
Search
Lunchpun
Click on feeds from the results
Hit the plus symbol
Select add feed
It will then appear as a category at the top of your bsky menu (after following, catch-up etc)
Search
Lunchpun
Click on feeds from the results
Hit the plus symbol
Select add feed
It will then appear as a category at the top of your bsky menu (after following, catch-up etc)
December 10, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Those who want to succumb to the lunchpin posts, you can add it to your feeds.
Search
Lunchpun
Click on feeds from the results
Hit the plus symbol
Select add feed
It will then appear as a category at the top of your bsky menu (after following, catch-up etc)
Search
Lunchpun
Click on feeds from the results
Hit the plus symbol
Select add feed
It will then appear as a category at the top of your bsky menu (after following, catch-up etc)
Reposted by Frank Ross
You also possibly want to change your thread preferences to show by date/order again as bsky changed it to "hottest" by default at last update.
Go into your settings and choose:
-content and media,
-thread preferences,
then choose the options you prefer
Go into your settings and choose:
-content and media,
-thread preferences,
then choose the options you prefer
December 10, 2024 at 8:58 PM
You also possibly want to change your thread preferences to show by date/order again as bsky changed it to "hottest" by default at last update.
Go into your settings and choose:
-content and media,
-thread preferences,
then choose the options you prefer
Go into your settings and choose:
-content and media,
-thread preferences,
then choose the options you prefer
I took the dog for a walk today, and this time, I remembered to take poo bags.
(She hates it when I call her that)
(She hates it when I call her that)
December 10, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I took the dog for a walk today, and this time, I remembered to take poo bags.
(She hates it when I call her that)
(She hates it when I call her that)