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Bit banger of old, should really know better at his age
Currently waiting for an endoscopy and several other people here are having colonoscopies.

Hope they clean the camera between patients...
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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GRANARY: retirement complex

GRANARY BREAD: Gen Z slang for potential inheritance
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Welsh rugby?
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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GIBLET: to loan your appearance/style to someone
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Another "of its time" purchase.
Somehow this is a 128 page book. Mind you from page 96 it's lined sheets to store your best times.
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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DICTATOR: novelty shaped vegetable that you don't see much on TV these days
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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MISSILES: homesick for the Shetlands.
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary MUON: To continue imitating a cow.
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Man about the house on that's TV channel.

They've just had a discussion on the football team r*ping the goal scorer and then hypothecating on whether the new boyfriend is "bent"...

Of its time..
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Started watching Talamasca: the secret order and have to say it gives me the same feeling as "The Magicians" did.

Enjoying it so far.
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Inspired by the brave frog protesters sandwich throwers and a nod to banksy www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1756...
Frog Revolution by HappyToast | Redbubble
Inspired by the brave frog protesters, sandwich throwers and b*nksy
www.redbubble.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Forlorn: grass seed
November 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Bowling this weekend was a bit odd as the alley held a meeting for the local furry group. A load of people turned up with suitcases containing their outfits and donned then before bowling.

Have to say it's an interesting handicapping method.
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Just watching bewitched on rewind TV. Guest starring Adam West as Kermit!
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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More Halloween 🎶 (Scary 👻)

Track 12 🍣👣

Fish With Feet

Buy the song. Download them all. Or just listen for free. (Very scary 👻👻👻)

The entire album is a horror show 👹

It's the perfect Halloween gift for someone who doesn't want it.

boothbygraffoe.bandcamp.com/album/bang-i...
October 31, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Using an anti-dandruff shampoo is tricho-treating
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
#lunchpun

While watching science fiction movies I like playing the Brandenburg concertos over the audio and having a drink.

It's a bit Bach in alien
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The latest demonstration of reach media targeted adverts being rubbish.
October 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
@quidco.bsky.social
Looks like someone has hacked the online witches game Quidco are running
October 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Today's "what was I thinking" purchase.

It actually tastes quite nice.
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
See that Pizza Hut are promoting their new "Flatzz" pizzas.

I'm presuming they are named after what they expect to build on their closing stores.
October 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
#lunchpun

Went to Bonnie Tyler's Christmas party last year but she wouldn't eat anything from the tub of Quality Street I took. Turns out she was holding out for a hero.
October 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
#TurnHOWLintoAnAcronym

Hurts
Orifice
Without
Lubrication
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Just watched "The Roses".

I enjoyed it as the interactions between Benedict Cumberbatch and Olivia Coleman worked well. Ending was annoying but I can see why it was done.

A very British feel to the film.
October 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM