Freddy Krueger Mellencamp
@fredkmellencamp.bsky.social
Motto: "Never stop dreaming." Maybe I'm biased, but Nancy has always been my favorite final girl.
#Resist #ReleasetheEpsteinfiles #VoteBlue
If I follow you, you're something special. If you follow me, you're a special kind of deviant, and I like you.
#Resist #ReleasetheEpsteinfiles #VoteBlue
If I follow you, you're something special. If you follow me, you're a special kind of deviant, and I like you.
This is why "Calvin and Hobbes" will always be the greatest comic strip in the history of forever.
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is why "Calvin and Hobbes" will always be the greatest comic strip in the history of forever.
Obviously, but what's the candidate's name?
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Obviously, but what's the candidate's name?
I wore this all day, and not even a blink or a raised eyebrow. Not only am I tasteless, I'm apparently very old and have too much obscure pop culture references taking up room in my teeny tiny brain.
IYKYK.
IYKYK.
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I wore this all day, and not even a blink or a raised eyebrow. Not only am I tasteless, I'm apparently very old and have too much obscure pop culture references taking up room in my teeny tiny brain.
IYKYK.
IYKYK.
I have class tonight.
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I have class tonight.
Lazy-ass coworker...
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Lazy-ass coworker...
Currently reading.
October 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Currently reading.
Oh, Siggie. You're the complete package! Intelligence, a work ethic, AND funny!
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Oh, Siggie. You're the complete package! Intelligence, a work ethic, AND funny!
It's true, ladies...
October 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It's true, ladies...
I don't even know what the fuck this is, but it's got Antifa written all over it!
😂😂
😂😂
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I don't even know what the fuck this is, but it's got Antifa written all over it!
😂😂
😂😂
Another one to add to your block lists.
October 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Another one to add to your block lists.
My office this morning. Man down. R.I.P., Ace.
October 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My office this morning. Man down. R.I.P., Ace.
Someone fixed the picture up the correct way:
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Someone fixed the picture up the correct way:
Let's start off easy, my MFF (mother fu...I mean, Meme Friend Forever):
October 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Let's start off easy, my MFF (mother fu...I mean, Meme Friend Forever):
Also, this:
October 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Also, this:
I have to get this one in before midnight, or it's not funny...
October 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I have to get this one in before midnight, or it's not funny...
Well, I guess it's now the season to pull out the good cups:
October 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Well, I guess it's now the season to pull out the good cups:
Whether they're closed or not, there is still a link to make a complaint. It would be a shame if this went viral and their system was overloaded with complaints that can actually be investigated.
osc.gov/Pages/File-C...
osc.gov/Pages/File-C...
October 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Whether they're closed or not, there is still a link to make a complaint. It would be a shame if this went viral and their system was overloaded with complaints that can actually be investigated.
osc.gov/Pages/File-C...
osc.gov/Pages/File-C...
