Freddy Krueger Mellencamp
@fredkmellencamp.bsky.social
Motto: "Never stop dreaming." Maybe I'm biased, but Nancy has always been my favorite final girl.
#Resist #ReleasetheEpsteinfiles #VoteBlue
If I follow you, you're something special. If you follow me, you're a special kind of deviant, and I like you.
#Resist #ReleasetheEpsteinfiles #VoteBlue
If I follow you, you're something special. If you follow me, you're a special kind of deviant, and I like you.
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the Sad Meal 💔
A 4-piece Happy Meal is $7 now? WTF?!
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the Sad Meal 💔
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The first paragraph of Judge Breyer‘s opinion granting an injunction in the California National Guard case is a banger.
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The first paragraph of Judge Breyer‘s opinion granting an injunction in the California National Guard case is a banger.
This is why "Calvin and Hobbes" will always be the greatest comic strip in the history of forever.
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is why "Calvin and Hobbes" will always be the greatest comic strip in the history of forever.
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Wife: "Love, what exactly is discharge?"
Me: "Uh... Okay... Well, you should know, but when a woman is ovulating, her cervix makes a mucus that..."
Wife: [showing me her phone] "no, what exactly is THIS CHARGE"
Me: "Oh. I bought a hat for my penis from penis hat dot com."
Me: "Uh... Okay... Well, you should know, but when a woman is ovulating, her cervix makes a mucus that..."
Wife: [showing me her phone] "no, what exactly is THIS CHARGE"
Me: "Oh. I bought a hat for my penis from penis hat dot com."
May 16, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Wife: "Love, what exactly is discharge?"
Me: "Uh... Okay... Well, you should know, but when a woman is ovulating, her cervix makes a mucus that..."
Wife: [showing me her phone] "no, what exactly is THIS CHARGE"
Me: "Oh. I bought a hat for my penis from penis hat dot com."
Me: "Uh... Okay... Well, you should know, but when a woman is ovulating, her cervix makes a mucus that..."
Wife: [showing me her phone] "no, what exactly is THIS CHARGE"
Me: "Oh. I bought a hat for my penis from penis hat dot com."
Obviously, but what's the candidate's name?
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Obviously, but what's the candidate's name?
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
A full bag of Oreo cookies right before my dental appointment, because I paid good money for this cleaning
a blueberry smoothie right before my dental appointment because I paid good money for this cleaning
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
A full bag of Oreo cookies right before my dental appointment, because I paid good money for this cleaning
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My annual Christmas trivia: Frank Capra was a Caltech graduate and lifelong science guy who told a biographer that had he not gone into film, he might have wanted to be an astronomer. When Capra was Academy president in 1937, he invited Edwin and Grace Hubble to be special guests at the Oscars.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My annual Christmas trivia: Frank Capra was a Caltech graduate and lifelong science guy who told a biographer that had he not gone into film, he might have wanted to be an astronomer. When Capra was Academy president in 1937, he invited Edwin and Grace Hubble to be special guests at the Oscars.
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Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
I wore this all day, and not even a blink or a raised eyebrow. Not only am I tasteless, I'm apparently very old and have too much obscure pop culture references taking up room in my teeny tiny brain.
IYKYK.
IYKYK.
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I wore this all day, and not even a blink or a raised eyebrow. Not only am I tasteless, I'm apparently very old and have too much obscure pop culture references taking up room in my teeny tiny brain.
IYKYK.
IYKYK.
<sigh>
All I wanted was a Pepsi...
All I wanted was a Pepsi...
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
<sigh>
All I wanted was a Pepsi...
All I wanted was a Pepsi...
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BREAKING: WELL, WELL, WELL! Newly unearthed footage shows Pete Hegseth saying EXACTLY what the six Democrats said in their video that prompted Trump and Hegseth to hysterically smear them as traitors!
You must refuse illegal orders.
You must refuse illegal orders.
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
BREAKING: WELL, WELL, WELL! Newly unearthed footage shows Pete Hegseth saying EXACTLY what the six Democrats said in their video that prompted Trump and Hegseth to hysterically smear them as traitors!
You must refuse illegal orders.
You must refuse illegal orders.
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Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders.
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders.
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
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Sadly relevant today.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Sadly relevant today.
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Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords
This is evil.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
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"I'm totally shocked that Trump's personal attorney Alina Habba is unqualified."
~ No one with a Bar License they want to keep, ever
~ No one with a Bar License they want to keep, ever
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"I'm totally shocked that Trump's personal attorney Alina Habba is unqualified."
~ No one with a Bar License they want to keep, ever
~ No one with a Bar License they want to keep, ever
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alina habba is the kevin sorbo of attorneys
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
alina habba is the kevin sorbo of attorneys
My new holiday wish? That Jason Garrett gets to be the permanent color commentator for NBC.
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My new holiday wish? That Jason Garrett gets to be the permanent color commentator for NBC.
While I'm disappointed that Spotify is playing recruitment ads for ICE, I'm more disappointed that they don't have "What, What In the Butt" by Samwell available for download.
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
While I'm disappointed that Spotify is playing recruitment ads for ICE, I'm more disappointed that they don't have "What, What In the Butt" by Samwell available for download.