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Fred Zirdung
@fredness.bsky.social
Software Engineering Leader. Teacher of Scripts. Traveler of Waters. Occasional DJ. He/him.
Issa and I are DJing at the Shack15 Happy Hour the next two Fridays — May 9 and May 16. Groovy/soulful/disco-y tunes with one of the best views of the bay. Join us from 5-8p. Also $5 wine before 6p!

HMU for guest list (very limited).
Purchase tickets here:
www.eventbrite.com/e/shack15-af...
May 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
As a DJ, looking for tracks you’ll play is like pulling on threads and kissing frogs. Once in a while you find a pot of gold.
April 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“Fake it till you make it” taken to the extreme and gone horribly wrong. 😔
I can’t tell you the amount of contempt real coders have for Musk’s stolen valor at pretending to be technical. His years (decades?) of pseudo-code revealing that he doesn’t actually know how software works are so offensive to genuinely talented developers that they’ve always hated him.
elon could fake being a business and technology genius forever and everyone would have thrown cash at him endlessly, but no, he had to pretend to be a poster and gamer tok and America was like hold up
March 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Apple.com store has been down for a few hours now... Maybe they need a better rollback strategy?
March 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Well?
March 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
With the earth being flat, what could go wrong?
I've decided to go totally off-grid. I'm only using polar coordinates now
February 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
😂😂😂
"This is an engineering sprint whose inevitable finish line is the unwinding of the social contract. Democracy doesn’t die in darkness after all; it dies in JIRA tickets filed by Palantir alums."
Goddamn. @wired.com keeps going so f'ing hard right now.

www.wired.com/story/doge-e...
February 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Do you want to shake your booty? Come to Shelter in Encinitas (San Diego) tonight. FREE. 10p - 1:30a.
February 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
😂😂😂
Spotted in the missed connections section of the local Little Village magazine.
January 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Whoa. Here is what a $9 pack of cigarettes cost to have delivered in San Francisco. (I ordered these for a close friend on her birthday)
November 25, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Nice try phishers and hackers. Sneaky for sure. I bet many folks would not notice the domain change.
November 23, 2024 at 9:36 PM
This chart is one of the best examples I’ve seen of how correlation could be confused with causation.
Does organic food consumption cause autism?

No.

But this is how people sound when they try to suggest correlation is the same as causation about other things that aren’t related.

We need better science education and critical thinking.
November 15, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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Remember the rules here: Don’t ever engage, just block.

It’s still a lot of randos coming into posts to antagonize or debate on purpose. Dont fall for the okeedoke. If the vibes are weird block

Also remember that you can detach quotes, hide bad replies, and blocking here is nuclear
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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Just made this
November 14, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #134,322!
October 2, 2024 at 2:50 PM
The sun is sssslllllooooowwwwlllly setting. It’s 9:20 and still very light outside.
July 7, 2023 at 4:24 AM
Happy America Day.
July 4, 2023 at 11:09 PM
Happy Father's Day to all the dads who are still with us, and those who are not.
June 18, 2023 at 11:15 PM