This is definitely going on whatever number we're up to of "Now That's What I Call A Headline."

Well played.

Knicks won while he was away. Maybe he should stay there until July just to be safe.

It reminds me of the old Steve Martin line "It's like the French have a different word for everything."

Damsgaard, or as we know him in the US Demsgaard, just scored to give them the lead.

I appreciate the subtle nod to "one of these things is not like the others."

They're about to feel good vibrations on the wild side of Minneapolis

I must admit I liked the Pope in the pizza

“Phone call for Mr. Herman”

"Don't feed the trolls" is fine for random weirdos in your replies, I don't think it really works for the NYT. People are going to criticize major media outlets if they do shitty things, if that just makes them become shittier that's on them