Thankfully he's not a sports doctor in the state of Michigan. Gets a bit darker.

Set it in the 80's and have a scene in a video store where an employee gets shot following his unnecessary rant about the secret meaning behind Cyndi Lauper's "All Through The Night".

The return of Aaron Rodgers's father to the Lions secondary seems appropriate that week.

Lions and Bears are on a collision course for the last wild card slot in Week 18. Practically a lock to happen.

They need make the target bigger while pushing it back 7-10 yards so that a proper throw is the most advantageous way to play.

Puts a monkey wrench in opportunities for Brad Holmes to pivot off of "his guys" if this season ends in a way they find unacceptable. Of the fantastic four in the 2023 draft class, Branch and LaPorta feel like the most likely to be moved for value. This injury freezes him as an asset.

😆 I love this. In sports terms, this horse is Shaquille O'Neal. "But he can't shoot, dribble, or pass". Pfft, fuck off me, boy.

THIS is actually the worst outcome of CTE.

Eminem was in charge of the halftime show. He hired Jack for the spot. www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/detro...

Breaking news: You're an idiot

"Mother of Leavitt's nephew" is someone Leavitt isn't missing. She might have sent ICE after Ms. Ferreira herself.

Oh, shit, I remember a couple bad briskets from my Twitter days.... Is that the one where it looks like they cooked it to an internal temp of 300 in a fucking oven then dumped ketchup on it and called it a "family tradition" or some bullshit.

And not out of "desperation".

Those with mental disability are who pushes it toward the right.