Matthew B
freebrainsurgery.bsky.social
Matthew B
@freebrainsurgery.bsky.social
Just a family man, past his prime, in Peoria, AZ. Get an education, please.
Awww, fuck yeah! Move the World Cup games to "red cities". Flood them with foreigners. Put them in tiny venues that can't handle it. Ruin the event. Punish water. No water. Punish ride-sharing. Punish bathrooms that aren't gold-plated.
Monica Crowley claims Trump is "talking to FIFA" about potentially moving the World Cup out of "blue cities," but no decisions have been made
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Kirk Herbstreit acting like the Lions just got the game handed to them is so true! Those Lions basically pay the refs for the entire history of the franchise. Everything comes up Detroit. Yay!
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
When your AI generated Spotify Amazon whatever playlist annual recap is just your sporadic listening plus whatever your child wants to hear on the ride to school
a close up of a man 's face with a slight smirk on his face .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a slight smirk on his face .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Why is the Bluesky "trending" always so far behind what is actually happening? Is there a paid upgrade I'm not aware of?
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
As long as you're willing to get the shit beat out of you, Gunther will deliver an entertaining wrestling match with you. #WWERAW
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Detroit knocked it out the park with the halftime show. Eminem and Jack White killed every other show in Thanksgiving game history.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
You see people with the surnames Belcher and Fletcher, but there are no Blechers or Felchers. Besides your mom.
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Reposted by Matthew B
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
When this all ends, we're going to get to rip these people to shreds like Muammar Gaddafi and his band of loyalists, right? Please?
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I was watching a few minutes of SNL, thought I'd check to see if anyone else enjoys Ashley Padilla.

The self-quote/repost/like trifecta on the original didn't make this banger take off. Spamming replies didn't get much action either.

Idk, seems personal.
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The Lions played poorly enough, at least on offense (outgaining the Eagles anyway), did we have to get the classic Lions screwjob? Seemed unnecessary.
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I'd never read the Bible in its entirety, but if someone made a "visual audio book" that interrupted verses every 30-60 seconds with appropriately satirical Tim Robinson memes, I'd sit through it. I feel like he's produced enough bangers to go toe-to-toe with "The Word of God".
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
You know in old video games where you hold the button down and when you release the button, the laser shot is more powerful?

Mike Johnson: Sorry, that swearing-in is on hold.

Adelita Grijalva: Holding....
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Not a day goes by that someone with a large following on this app is begging people to go over to Twitter to see what's going on. Someone might say "that's not what they're doing". Oh yeah?! Then write me a better report than a screenshot and "Elon is in ruins". Don't make me do the fact finding.
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm a Lions fan, doesn't mean I deserve Trump hijacking a broadcast! I've been fucked every which way but sideways as a Lions fan. I don't deserve this!
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Vilma just dropped a 67 in the Trump interview. Is it a sign?
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
FIFA is the most corrupt sports organization in the world (am I wrong?). Sucking Trump's dick isn't a surprise.
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just saw Bugonia: Lots to say about neo-liberal elite garbage speak, personal trauma leaving people grasping at straws as to why their life sucks, the insanity of conspiracy theory, and the hopelessness of humanity.

Fun though!
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'll say it again. A PATHETIC loss by the Lions. Their biggest weaknesses were exposed and they exposed those weaknesses themselves. The main weakness? Third and long is death for them. The complete lack of even attempting to run the ball put the pass blocking on notice in 3rd and long.
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just a shameful performance from the Lions today. Losing at home to a bad team isn't what a contender does.
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
That is the worst ground into a double play a chode has ever committed. #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This World Series, after 30 teams play 162 games and 3 levels of playoffs, is like going to the Middle East, collecting your own poppies, smuggling them into the US, and processing them so that you can put the sweetness of a 7 game series in your veins.
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If your name is "Bichette", your nickname should be Little Bich. If you hit a 3-run homer in game 7 of the World Series, you can own it.
November 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The only time I've used ChatGPT was to be personally entertained. Using it to do your work or figure out your life feels lazy, dishonest, and pathetic. Type a work email? No. Advice on my marriage? No. Hunter S. Thompson's hypothetical reporting on Game 3 of the 2025 World Series? Yes!
October 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Looks like the big hit on Fox Nation is watching meemaw and poppop getting scammed. That's ironic. #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM