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Leo 🍑

@freepearn.bsky.social

600 followers 210 following 18K posts

Never met a cat who wasn't pleased to see me. Certified as unbulliable. Magic butt. Good Danger. @colken.bsky.social 's personal deity. Pantsportsman. The Blue-sky Buckaroo. Vomits less than an unnamed Hollyoaks star. Parody. Arse verified by Chaff

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 6h

Don't think i won't take that compliment back. It's not too late

Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 6h

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS EMPHASISE THE LEO

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 13h

We would definitely have ruined it

Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 13h

Said what you said

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 13h

With cat on lap

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 14h

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 14h

Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 15h

Making it less dull though

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 15h

You also met me. And I'm not sorry

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 15h

I've happened in all your lives, bitches

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 15h

That's the worst place to be locked in.

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 15h

Facebook could?

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 17h

I didn't say they were his bad posts

Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 17h

Bad posts?

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 20h

Kemi Badenoch just walked on stage and said "Thank you, conference."

That single, solitary, pear just sat there. Looking completely unimpressed.

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