laura 🔥
@freezydorito.lol
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i don’t look like shadow the hedgehog at present but i had red tips at like 17 and it ruled anyway my cats name is salsa now you know everything about me!
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this is what i got so far but this is a living document as you can imagine
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sturobson.com
Hello World

I'm nearing the end of my current contract and on the lookout for my next adventure.

I'm a Front-End Developer and Design Systems specialist, excited to dive into new projects and tackle new challenges!

Let’s make some rocking websites!

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the uk sugary drinks law is a great exercise in dialectics bc look it is a huge government overreach and you can draw a million slippery slopes from it some already real but also we got the only mcdonalds in europe serving dirty sprite that feels worth the calories (bc it’s 0) so it’s a 50-50 rlly
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dont even get me started on the 'sausage mcmuffin'
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if the EU outlaws impossible burgers (a burger) but allows chicken burgers (a sandwich) the US government is gonna go full italian on us and you know what im with them
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hangedman.bsky.social
I strongly believe in the breadth and influence of independent art, to grant us oblique angles on the world and ourselves.
But also every indie game is somewhere on this spectrum:
A triangular range chart labeled "Indie Game Vibe Check", where the three axes are "Enpoisoned", "Pumpy's Big Clumpy", and "Misty Cube". Each intersection features a game - Lunacid is the most Enpoisoned, Untitled Goose Game is the most Pumpy's Big Clumpy, and Manifold Garden is the most Misty Cube. Undertale is directly in the center, surrounded by Tunic (Pumpy), Void Stranger (Misty), and Star of Providence (Poison)
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between that and what seems like very 'safe' qol features (maps, fast travel, quest log) it worries me that they thought the issue here is that they didnt have a time machine to make it closer to mario odyssey at launch and not that 1/5 of the game is the swamp world
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i always found it v clever how some of the late unlocks (like flight) just dead-ass trivialized early challenges. so you just don't get moves that act as keys for locks but also the difficulty is nicely set up in that way. go for it now w pain or come back later. and cheese it. an rpg with no levels
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its a bummer that they just unlock all abilities. the original didnt execute the diet metroidvania thing super well but it was still a joy to revisit levels as you got more and more jacked up
ign.com
IGN @ign.com · 22h
Yooka-Replaylee works a little better in this remixed iteration, but introduces all sorts of new wonkiness along the way.

Our review:
Yooka-Replaylee Review
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i cant share an exact amount because the measurement i use is just 'ridiculous to me' and every time they come out better so the threshold gets pushed
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whenever i make my world famous scrambled eggs i always ask people to leave the room for the prep. they cannot know. this is my burden and mine alone.
mariellepm.bsky.social
I’ve been cooking like a grandma, adding more butter, cream and/or salt to everything and I must say, there’s a reason why grandmas’ cooking is so popular.
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guys is it concerning that the little guy that called your order at mcds is now an ad for the app and a psa reminding you not to harass the workers
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bummer that this happened only from the 2016 release or things could have turned way differently
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oh my god she’s got a guitar now she’s practicing wonderwall
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stripeyworm.bsky.social
If printers are evil, then Risograph printers are like. The true chaotic neutral. They love you. They hate you. They are like a temperamental horse that wants to cripple its own legs so badly and yet you keep giving it increasingly dubious steroids to keep it alive
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i am it’s just i don’t normally have to confront it
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why is ubereats making me sound like i’m a little pickle fearing baby
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why don’t they look the same
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obbevermeij.bsky.social
The artists changed the road layout to slow the player down.

In other problem areas, we increased the drag (air resistance) on the vehicles 5% or so. Hardly noticeable but it helped.

The streaming issues were the main reason we couldn’t let the player fly in gta3 (other than with the dodo)
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(playing blippo+) man i wish television was real