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God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside
God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside
THE HEAVENS—Groaning to Himself as the professionally dressed evangelists rounded the corner, the Lord God Almighty reportedly locked the gates of heaven Tuesday after spotting Mormon missionaries mil...
theonion.com
December 21, 2024 at 7:06 PM
God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside
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Mike Tomlin 2028
- Has never had a losing season
- Finds a way to win even when it seems improbable
- Beloved figure in a swing state
- The only coach who could handle the Trump of the NFL (Antonio Brown)
Throw in Dan Campbell for VP. The positive masculinity ticket
- Has never had a losing season
- Finds a way to win even when it seems improbable
- Beloved figure in a swing state
- The only coach who could handle the Trump of the NFL (Antonio Brown)
Throw in Dan Campbell for VP. The positive masculinity ticket
December 6, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Mike Tomlin 2028
- Has never had a losing season
- Finds a way to win even when it seems improbable
- Beloved figure in a swing state
- The only coach who could handle the Trump of the NFL (Antonio Brown)
Throw in Dan Campbell for VP. The positive masculinity ticket
- Has never had a losing season
- Finds a way to win even when it seems improbable
- Beloved figure in a swing state
- The only coach who could handle the Trump of the NFL (Antonio Brown)
Throw in Dan Campbell for VP. The positive masculinity ticket